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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: Mar 22 2010, 04:47 PM (374 Views)
LSunnyC
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The Fallen Duchess

Why do you have a semi-naked woman hovering over your head in a questionable pose? o_o
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

I almost don't want this question answered.
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

What is this I don't even
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

....I think I want to know. >=3
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

I know all things forever. :ffluv:
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

You lie.
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

I'm 12 and what is this?
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

This is Sparta, HFS. I think. *kicks a pebble down a crevice* 8D
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

no, it is not, this is Temple, and tonight we dine in the great eating hall or whatever it's freaking called I've not been here long enough to know.
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

TONIGHT! WE DINE! IN HELL!

*Tackles Sera to the ground and begins stabbing wildly with knives*
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

*floats away and buys HFS a beer* 8D
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

HOORAY BEER!

*Guzzles*
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

I don't drink beer.
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Xavier 
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neither do i

i feel so small when people talk about beer drinking
you must be oldr?
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