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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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am a spammer lolz
Topic Started: Mar 21 2010, 08:30 PM (964 Views)
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Spirit
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'Grats, Kakio~
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cock ninja

I already ate it 8DD
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

I dropped it in a vat of acid, how did you get it?!
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cock ninja

cookie powahs :3
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

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Mar 22 2010, 04:17 PM
I dropped it in a vat of acid, how did you get it?!
The vat of acid was clearly her stomach.
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cock ninja

but that means I didn't taste it DD8
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solbowz Aurarius

:nyoron:
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Akiko, my sweetheart, you are learning from me <3
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falconpuches vat of acid :falconpunch:
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Your randomness does not belong in such a topic...
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Congrats? :3 Educate me, spammers. Like, in the form of an academic lecture that outlines the quirks and technicalities the spam feat you all wield.... Or is that antithetical to the entire process? >_> *Has been in the 4,000 range for three years???*
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solbowz Aurarius

1. Get at least one person to post with you
2. Spam back and forth
3. Get Kris or Adnarel in on it so spam explodes everywhere
4. Necrobump a topic or two
5. ???
6. Profit*

It also helps if you're actually, you know, here.

*Disclaimer: I participate in meaningful discussions just as much as everyone else; I just happen to spam a lot too.
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5???
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Supernerd doesn't get it D:
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It's a meme of sorts that's been around for a while.
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:ohnoes:
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