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Topic Started: Mar 21 2010, 07:10 PM (1,037 Views)
simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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>demand to be the evil angel's lieutenant.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

He accepts your request, and bestows upon several powers, making you something of an evil angel in your own right.

And then, he sits on a throne, and orders you to go subjugate all that is hell for him; he is bored and wishes to have more demons and the like under his command.

do you

>begin plotting his demise and your rise to his throne
>do as he says
>say 'aye-aye, cap'n' and lead your demon force into hell to subjugate all demons
>tell a demon to go find you some fish.
>go into hell and call out all the demon overlords
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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>go into hell and call out all the demon overlords
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Several thousand demons all part, and let through a select few hundred of the most grotesque, huge, or ones with an aura of power.

do you

>demand their obeiance
>say 'hi' and quickly run
>stare
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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>stare
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

One, who seems to be among the most powerful of the overlords, comes up, and sticks a finger into your ribcage, easily piercing your flesh, "What do you want, idiot?"

>stare more
>tell your story, demanding obeiance
>slap the overlord across the face
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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>stare more
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

the overlord scoffs, and obliterates you.

You have reached a game over.

would you like to try again?

You have ten minutes to decide. If not, then next poster begins their own session. The point of Game is to reach the Successful End.
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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>tell your story, demanding obeiance
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Player SIMPLECHILD, you are part of an expedition to outer reaches of a settlement on a new planet by your people.

You carry with you a long spear, a single five-shot gun, and basic tools for wilderness survival, including, but not limited to, a knife, and a lighter for lighting fires.

You are brought there via a big helicopter. As it touches down, the wilderness, before alive with life, suddenly quiets, and the first person to touch down is suddenly dragged away

do you

>give chase
>shoot one of your charges out in his direction
>touch down carefully, wary, gun out
>touch down carefully, wary, spear out
>tell the pilot to get you guys out of there
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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>touch down carefully, wary, spear out
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

A wolf-like creature spirits you away from the helicopter, moving at insane speeds. You already have lost sight of your helicopter, but luckily, so far, it hasn't hurt you so very much that you won't be able to move.

Do you

>attack with the spear you already have ready
>get your gun out and attack
>scream defiance at the wolf-thing
>think: hmm, maybe it won't eat me.
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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>attack with the spear you already have ready
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

You lash out with the spear, and find yourself tumbling through brush and grass, your spear lost in the wolf's flesh. As you stand, achey, you glance around, and a visible distance away is the wolf-thing, blood gushing from it - evidently, you pierced the thing's heart. Already, it is slipping on its own blood, trying to move still, but it is as a snail, and slower by comparison to its unnatural speed of mere seconds before.

It collapses, and you reclaim your spear, but you have no idea where you are, and are generally in a lot of pain.

Weird, echoey sounds not unlike howls reach your ears.

do you

>set up camp
>hold spear ready, in case.
>look around
>decide they're a fair distance away, and relax, beginning to tend your wounds
>try to find your way back to the helicopter
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simplechild
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>look around
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

Ulta, you should be ashamed. Your recent choice paths have an obscene lack of fish.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

There is absolutely nothing but the grassy plains and occasional tree, but still nothing recognizable is in sight.

There is also barely a mark to show from which way you came, and it appears that you traversed several meters just in your tumble; it will be long after nightfall the next day if you wish to walk back to your helicopter, which likely already flew away, assuming your death.

do you

>set up camp
>go look for a lake
>panic
>scream for help
>do nothing
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

>go look for a alke
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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>set up camp
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

You begin setting up camp, grateful for the supplies you had.

All of a sudden, you hear a loud rustling, yet on second thought,more like a gallop.

As you realize what it must be, you dodge, barely avoiding the first swipe of one of the unnatural wolf-things.

It turns to come around and grab you again

Do you

>stab wildly

>shoot it as it runs

>beg whatever gods you may worship for your life
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