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| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 21 2010, 07:10 PM (1,034 Views) | |
| UltaFlame | Mar 21 2010, 07:10 PM Post #1 |
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You wake up, in a place of emptiness. Around you is nothing, but a quarter is in your hand. However you went to sleep, you are dressed now in clothes. You stand, or maybe you remain as you were. Your eyes light upon an arcade game's console, connected by wire to some unseen socket. You move to stand in front of it, and something pulls you to insert your quarter to the slot. The machine comes to life, and in simple lettering, with no graphics yet appearing, it says 'GAME.' and a slot for you to insert your name shows. Game is beginning. We shall find what you desire. The first to show is the first to play. |
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| Poui | Mar 21 2010, 07:12 PM Post #2 |
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I just lost the game.
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| Sundancer | Mar 21 2010, 07:14 PM Post #3 |
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Stargazer
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Akiko beat me to it. I lost before her post, too. |
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| UltaFlame | Mar 21 2010, 07:17 PM Post #4 |
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JIRACHI, glad you could join us! There's a dragon chasing us, and the only defense we have, becuase our laser guns are malfunctioning, is this one pistol and a cruiser. Take the cruiser, save us! Player JIRACHI, you have three options. >Run in terror >Demand Obeiance of the Dragon >attack! |
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| Poui | Mar 21 2010, 07:30 PM Post #5 |
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> Demand... loltypo of the Dragon |
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| simplechild | Mar 21 2010, 07:31 PM Post #6 |
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My only feel is murder
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| UltaFlame | Mar 21 2010, 07:33 PM Post #7 |
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(in this game it's Obeiance, even though it's not a word) Dragon spews fire and you get engulfed and die. Game over. Would you like to try again? TIME UP. Next player begin upon next post. Edited by UltaFlame, Mar 21 2010, 07:37 PM.
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| simplechild | Mar 21 2010, 07:51 PM Post #8 |
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My only feel is murder
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>Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS. What wouldst thou deau? |
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| UltaFlame | Mar 21 2010, 07:54 PM Post #9 |
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Player SIMPLECHILD, you are in a field, and an evil angel appears behind you and shoves you to the ground. Do you >Demand Obeiance >Flee in terror >Swear Fealty >Attack |
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| simplechild | Mar 21 2010, 07:58 PM Post #10 |
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My only feel is murder
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>Swear fealty |
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| Poui | Mar 21 2010, 08:01 PM Post #11 |
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Is what I read that as. |
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| UltaFlame | Mar 21 2010, 08:01 PM Post #12 |
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The Evil angel smiles, and you are taken with him to a hellish wasteland. your new lord points out a demon to you and says 'Kill it, or bring it under my will, whichever you are capable of, pawn.' Do you >go up to the demon >turn around and say 'WHAT?!' to the Evil Angel >Turn around and attack the Evil Angel for this absurdity >attempt to open hammerspace and summon a giant missile to kill the demon |
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| simplechild | Mar 21 2010, 08:03 PM Post #13 |
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My only feel is murder
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>Go up to the demon. |
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| UltaFlame | Mar 21 2010, 08:04 PM Post #14 |
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The demon looks down at you with a mocking smile. 'what do you want, pathetic human.' your lord the evil angel is watching you, and you sense the demon knows more about this than you. >Ask about the evil angel >demand the demon bow to your will >Demand the demon bow to your lord's will >attack the demon >dance the macarena |
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| simplechild | Mar 21 2010, 08:17 PM Post #15 |
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My only feel is murder
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>Dance the macarena. |
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| UltaFlame | Mar 21 2010, 08:20 PM Post #16 |
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As you dance, the demon is overcome by a weird feeling, and follows behind you. Soon, other demons and mythical creatures join in the revelry, and what started off as a macarena becomes a konga line. Do you >demand everything's obeiance >demand the demon's obeiance >tell the evil angel you succeeeded >break out into song >Order a succubus to go find fish. |
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| simplechild | Mar 21 2010, 08:31 PM Post #17 |
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>Break out into song. |
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| UltaFlame | Mar 21 2010, 08:37 PM Post #18 |
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Many of the creatures begin to breakdance as you lead them in song. In fact, a guitar appears in your hand and you rock out. But your lord appears by you, impatience written across his face. Do you >command a demon to attack the evil angel >demand the evil angel's obeiance >demand all creatures presence obey your every command >cower and beg your lord's forgiveness >demand all gathered creatures follow the evil angel |
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| simplechild | Mar 21 2010, 08:39 PM Post #19 |
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My only feel is murder
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>Demand all gathered creatures follow the evil angel |
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| UltaFlame | Mar 21 2010, 08:42 PM Post #20 |
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They look at you with bewildered expressions; they would have followed you. But they do as you say and one by one swear fealty to your lord. He smirks at you, and mocks you with a glance. Do you >Demand his obeiance >Cry about your lost horde of demons >suicide >Run away, upset deeply >demand to be the evil angel's lieutenant |
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