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Topic Started: Mar 21 2010, 07:10 PM (1,034 Views)
UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

You wake up, in a place of emptiness. Around you is nothing, but a quarter is in your hand. However you went to sleep, you are dressed now in clothes. You stand, or maybe you remain as you were. Your eyes light upon an arcade game's console, connected by wire to some unseen socket. You move to stand in front of it, and something pulls you to insert your quarter to the slot. The machine comes to life, and in simple lettering, with no graphics yet appearing, it says 'GAME.' and a slot for you to insert your name shows.

Game is beginning. We shall find what you desire. The first to show is the first to play.
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Poui
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I just lost the game. :mellow:
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Sundancer
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Stargazer

Akiko beat me to it. I lost before her post, too.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

JIRACHI, glad you could join us! There's a dragon chasing us, and the only defense we have, becuase our laser guns are malfunctioning, is this one pistol and a cruiser. Take the cruiser, save us!

Player JIRACHI, you have three options.

>Run in terror
>Demand Obeiance of the Dragon
>attack!
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Poui
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> Demand... loltypo of the Dragon
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My only feel is murder
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Jirachi
Mar 21 2010, 07:30 PM
> Demand... loltypo of the Dragon
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

(in this game it's Obeiance, even though it's not a word)

Dragon spews fire and you get engulfed and die.

Game over.

Would you like to try again?
TIME UP.

Next player begin upon next post.
Edited by UltaFlame, Mar 21 2010, 07:37 PM.
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>Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.

What wouldst thou deau?
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Player SIMPLECHILD, you are in a field, and an evil angel appears behind you and shoves you to the ground.

Do you

>Demand Obeiance
>Flee in terror
>Swear Fealty
>Attack
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>Swear fealty
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simplechild
Mar 21 2010, 07:51 PM
What wouldst thou desu?
Is what I read that as.
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UltaFlame
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The Evil angel smiles, and you are taken with him to a hellish wasteland. your new lord points out a demon to you and says 'Kill it, or bring it under my will, whichever you are capable of, pawn.'

Do you

>go up to the demon
>turn around and say 'WHAT?!' to the Evil Angel
>Turn around and attack the Evil Angel for this absurdity
>attempt to open hammerspace and summon a giant missile to kill the demon
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simplechild
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>Go up to the demon.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

The demon looks down at you with a mocking smile. 'what do you want, pathetic human.' your lord the evil angel is watching you, and you sense the demon knows more about this than you.

>Ask about the evil angel
>demand the demon bow to your will
>Demand the demon bow to your lord's will
>attack the demon
>dance the macarena
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>Dance the macarena.
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UltaFlame
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As you dance, the demon is overcome by a weird feeling, and follows behind you. Soon, other demons and mythical creatures join in the revelry, and what started off as a macarena becomes a konga line.

Do you

>demand everything's obeiance
>demand the demon's obeiance
>tell the evil angel you succeeeded
>break out into song
>Order a succubus to go find fish.
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>Break out into song.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Many of the creatures begin to breakdance as you lead them in song. In fact, a guitar appears in your hand and you rock out.

But your lord appears by you, impatience written across his face.

Do you

>command a demon to attack the evil angel

>demand the evil angel's obeiance

>demand all creatures presence obey your every command

>cower and beg your lord's forgiveness

>demand all gathered creatures follow the evil angel
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>Demand all gathered creatures follow the evil angel
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

They look at you with bewildered expressions; they would have followed you. But they do as you say and one by one swear fealty to your lord.

He smirks at you, and mocks you with a glance.

Do you

>Demand his obeiance

>Cry about your lost horde of demons

>suicide

>Run away, upset deeply

>demand to be the evil angel's lieutenant
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