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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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Question: Google ads; None needed...
Topic Started: Mar 21 2010, 05:39 AM (1,378 Views)
Gyarados
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"$75 FREE ADVERTISING WITH GOOGLE" it says. Isn't that an oxymoron though. Stupid Google. o_O
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Xavier 
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enters non-oxymoron...just pink blob
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

Correction: Moronic pink blob...
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Dammit I keep getting ads for something called "Babylon" now D<
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Xavier 
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no longer am i moronic
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Chock Nurris
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LIGHTSABREZ!!!!

ditto your a moron
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Xavier 
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i put in a name change but hasn't changed yet :ohnoes:
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Supernerd
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Curtin put in a namechange but it wasnt accepted...

:awe:
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Poui
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"Research Gilgamesh
Read full-text academic literature books & journals online at Questia."

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Calibrations
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cock ninja

IMMORTAL NIGHT PLAY FOR FREE!
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Artemis
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Plus Ultra

Chrome Adblock :3
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Supernerd
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None. :ohnoes:
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