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Topic Started: Mar 20 2010, 02:13 PM (1,150 Views)
Dreaming Sun
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Glalmetazong
Mar 20 2010, 06:28 PM
Gardevoir
Mar 20 2010, 04:47 PM
Espeon
Mar 20 2010, 04:44 PM
Butch
Mar 20 2010, 02:29 PM
Jirachi
Mar 20 2010, 02:19 PM
I first thought you meant chocolate milk and wax.

I was confused.
So did I. o.o Why did so many of us?
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

ITT: ToK Rife With Dyslexia
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Erik the Appreciator
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Aggron
Mar 20 2010, 09:29 PM
Glalmetazong
Mar 20 2010, 06:28 PM
Gardevoir
Mar 20 2010, 04:47 PM
Espeon
Mar 20 2010, 04:44 PM
Butch
Mar 20 2010, 02:29 PM
Jirachi
Mar 20 2010, 02:19 PM
I first thought you meant chocolate milk and wax.

I was confused.
So did I. o.o Why did so many of us?
Erik the Dyslexic has come to town. >.>
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

Zoroark
Mar 20 2010, 09:39 PM
Aggron
Mar 20 2010, 09:29 PM
Glalmetazong
Mar 20 2010, 06:28 PM
Gardevoir
Mar 20 2010, 04:47 PM
Espeon
Mar 20 2010, 04:44 PM
Butch
Mar 20 2010, 02:29 PM
Jirachi
Mar 20 2010, 02:19 PM
I first thought you meant chocolate milk and wax.

I was confused.
So did I. o.o Why did so many of us?
Erik the Dyslexic has come to town. >.>
I must be 'lysdexic' too. 8D
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Now how did you people go and misread it like that?
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Sundancer
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Lachesis
Mar 20 2010, 09:44 PM
Now how did you people go and misread it like that?
I so hope you secretly did, now. XP
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Nope.
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

Lachesis
Mar 20 2010, 09:44 PM
Now how did you people go and misread it like that?
This

EDIT: Wait wut I'm agreeing with Laches-

AND THEN THE WORLD WAS ON FIRE!
Edited by Jarnakel Magnus, Mar 20 2010, 10:40 PM.
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

*nodnod* Agreeing with Lachesis can has a devastating effect on reality.
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

I didn't mean it!

D:

I didn't do it on purpose!

D:
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Seraphim
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Suuuuure you didn't. That's what they all say until the giant, faceless, tentacled monster comes out and rips you to shreds.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Indeed! Then they're a bit preoccupied drowning in their own blood, helplessly gurgling while they futilely attempt to scream through their mutilated necks. Makes it a bit hard to say it properly.
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

D:

*flees*
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Gilgamesh
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*agrees with Lachesis*

No, seriously. How could you all misread that? >.>
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

BOYD NO, THE WORLD IS ALREADY ON FIRE!

SETTING FIRE TO A WORLD THAT'S ALREADY ON FIRE WILL-

*UNIVERSE ASPLODE*
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

Why has this topic become unbearable with misspellings when it should be about milk chocolate having the same texturing as wax? I DEMAND COMPENSATION.
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simplechild
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With loads of finesse, Boyd. Loads of it
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

Too late Seraphim. Boyd already asploded teh univarse.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

:awesomeface:
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

*floats in a void*

*glares at Boyd*

I wonder what would happen if I killed you now? Would you just respawn since the universe is gone? But where would you respawn?
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