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ATTN: MEN WHO ATTEND SLEEPOVERS
Topic Started: Mar 19 2010, 02:48 PM (1,337 Views)
Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

Diamond
Mar 19 2010, 07:28 PM
Quilava
Mar 19 2010, 07:21 PM
>Men who attend sleepovers
>Men
>Sleepovers

Does not compute.
What about men at girl's sleepovers?
That's not a sleepover, that's the Promised Land.
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

Why is Pokemon not represented in the late night gaming sessions? Pokemon battling is hardcore stuff yo.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

But if the Pokeballs touch, then it's gay.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Dark Link
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That's Just My Style!

Sleepovers are so 1990s
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

Chrono Ivan
Mar 19 2010, 07:47 PM
Diamond
Mar 19 2010, 07:28 PM
Quilava
Mar 19 2010, 07:21 PM
>Men who attend sleepovers
>Men
>Sleepovers

Does not compute.
What about men at girl's sleepovers?
That's not a sleepover, that's the Promised Land.
A gold mine. o~o
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

More like a world of hurt for the guy who's caught intruding on the slumber party.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

Who says he wasn't invited?
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Then it's not a sleepover, it's an orgy. Or he's gay.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Sapphire
Mar 19 2010, 08:39 PM
Then it's not a sleepover, it's an orgy. Or he's gay.

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Touche.
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Fluff
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Cubone
Mar 19 2010, 07:12 PM
After college? Roommating is basically having a sleepover. And while I've been in the position that a roommate has had sex while I'm in the room (resulting in stench and awkwardness – though less for me and more for the other roommates, considering that one was above him and the other could -see- it happening), and I've had manly talks about how one beats the meat and how to what with friends, I haven't actually crossed swords.





Wait. Wait wait wait wait wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.



Waaaiiiiitwaitwaitwaitwait.



Hold on a second.



Wait.



Stench?
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Sapphire
Mar 19 2010, 08:35 PM
More like a world of hurt for the guy who's caught intruding on the slumber party.

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Hear that, Adna? Don't get caught =P
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