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At sleepovers guys have sword fights with their disco sticks
CONFIRM 9 (45%)
DENY 11 (55%)
Total Votes: 20
ATTN: MEN WHO ATTEND SLEEPOVERS
Topic Started: Mar 19 2010, 02:48 PM (1,336 Views)
Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

The other day I made the mistake of asking one of my guy friends what boys do at sleepovers. He tried to convince me that at sleepovers guys have swordfights with their dicks. Men, plz confirm or deny.
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Effex
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The King in Tartan
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Moose's vote doesn't count.
Just saying.
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

God, watch how many denies you get on this. It was self-explanatory.
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Effex
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The King in Tartan
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God, watch how Charlie completely misses the point of the topic.
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

Oh! Pick Effex! His balls are on fire! 8D
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

I can confirm this as the current winner in the championships
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Ceremonial Dentist Fridge
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sacra ilu
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Tlephle

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The ultimate gentleman's sport.
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Moose
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Kingler
Mar 19 2010, 02:50 PM
Moose's vote doesn't count.
Just saying.
-points at name-
-points at +1 vote on the former-

We also wax each other and then roll around in body butter.
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Ceremonial Dentist Fridge
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ilu ulta too

EDIT:
wait that's not ulta it's moose D: nvm.
Edited by Ceremonial Dentist Fridge, Mar 19 2010, 03:02 PM.
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

This is....blasphemy! You've all sold your soul to Satan! DX
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Momentime
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uh oh

Typhlosion
Mar 19 2010, 03:01 PM
The ultimate gentleman's sport.
This. A duel involving well maintained, good looking and not too beat up male genitalia is an excellent pastime.
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Peakay
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me IRL

Misty
Mar 19 2010, 02:48 PM
Guys have swordfights with their dicks.
That would be gay and I assume it would hurt so no.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Princek
Mar 19 2010, 03:05 PM
Misty
Mar 19 2010, 02:48 PM
Guys have swordfights with their dicks.
That would be gay and I assume it would hurt so no.
You're an orange, why do you care?
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

Misty
Mar 19 2010, 02:48 PM
The other day I made the mistake of asking one of my guy friends what boys do at sleepovers. He tried to convince me that at sleepovers guys have swordfights with their dicks. Men, plz confirm or deny.
What is this I don't even
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

The answer is no, but there was a joke about Bliss and fencing...
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

Bliss fences? o_o What, with Tom Sawyer?
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

Men attend sleepovers?
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Sundancer
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Haunter
Mar 19 2010, 04:23 PM
Bliss fences? o_o What, with Tom Sawyer?
I don't understand your logic at ALL.

Also, I laughed, <3 Jenna.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Feraligatr
Mar 19 2010, 04:25 PM
Men attend sleepovers?
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