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So, I Was Sitting With My Friends...; Again.
Topic Started: Mar 18 2010, 06:38 PM (1,319 Views)
Peytral
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lolpointlessgibberish

So, I was sitting with my friends before school, when this annoying kid that we all hate who pesters us every day walked up to us. While we were doing our usual routine of making fun of him, one of my friends brought up how he can do anything better than he can. The annoying kid then began asking...

"Are you better at basketball?"
"Yes."
"Soccer?"
"Yes."
"Programming?"
"Yes."
"Video games?"
"Yes."
"Getting laid?"
"Yes."
"By dudes?"
"Of course."
"By girls?"
"Yeah."
"So you're a bisexual."
"Uh, yeah."
"You are such a f*g..."
"Well, technically, I'm only half-fag, retard."

Right after that, the annoying kid left us while we sat there laughing our asses off.
Edited by Peytral, Mar 18 2010, 06:38 PM.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

I lol'd verily. Hell, that sounds like something some of my friends would say.
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That friend also once said how he planned to go to Wal-Mart, and buy all of the condoms and razor blades he could, just so he could see what they would say to him while checking out.
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Seraphim
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My friends do that too. :awe:

They're so silly~
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Supergeil

Pressing question: Peytral has friends?
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

nah, just a group he straggles around by, occasionally offering a word or two.

Like a Remoraid to a Mantine.
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

Should I hijack this topic too? I wonder....

>_> <_< >_>
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Feraligatr
Mar 18 2010, 09:35 PM
Pressing question: Peytral has friends?
You have no idea. >:|
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solbowz Aurarius

This topic makes me feel all nostalgic.
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Peytral
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lol college
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solbowz Aurarius

Have fun in high school while it lasts, yo.
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Burst Damage +1

So few years left...
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Mar 18 2010, 09:38 PM
nah, just a group he straggles around by, occasionally offering a word or two.

Like a Remoraid to a Mantine.
Ulta, the word you're looking for is parasite. :awe:
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I've only got two more months of high school left. ;( And speaking of condoms, this guy tried to get me to come get glow in the dark condoms with him. Then he tried to convince me that at sleepovers guys have swordfights with their dicks. Men, confirm or deny.
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Peytral
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The same friend today brought up a conversation he had on Omegle. I want to post it, but it's incredibly racist. D:
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Seraphim
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No, they do worse. I'd rather not go into it. x_x

My cousin's friends are pricks. Really. I think that one of them was gay or something.
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Haunter
Mar 19 2010, 02:31 PM
No, they do worse. I'd rather not go into it. x_x

My cousin's friends are pricks. Really. I think that one of them was gay or something.
Well, that obviously would explain why he was a prick. /JARNAKEL
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Mar 19 2010, 02:35 PM
Haunter
Mar 19 2010, 02:31 PM
No, they do worse. I'd rather not go into it. x_x

My cousin's friends are pricks. Really. I think that one of them was gay or something.
Well, that obviously would explain why he was a prick. /JARNAKEL
I don't think I wanna know what you meant by that. o_o
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Haunter
Mar 18 2010, 06:55 PM
My friends do that too. :awe:

They're so silly~
What, get laid by dudes and girls?
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Misty
Mar 19 2010, 02:28 PM
I've only got two more months of high school left. ;( And speaking of condoms, this guy tried to get me to come get glow in the dark condoms with him. Then he tried to convince me that at sleepovers guys have swordfights with their dicks. Men, confirm or deny.
Matter of fact I might just make a poll about this.
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