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So a female Wobbuffet walks up to a male and says, "Wanna have a baby?"
Topic Started: Mar 16 2010, 07:53 PM (4,453 Views)
Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

Now now, Pokeparents is a completely different monster. Let's keep this one to puns.
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Unown
Mar 16 2010, 08:23 PM
all I can say is

Posted Image Matata
Posted Image
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Erik the Appreciator
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Was this topic specifically made to lure me out and trick me into making everyone gag and develop a blind raeg against me?

...I'd take great pleasure in obliging. ;)

BTW, Kakuna Rattata is one I've NOT heard before. o_o
Edited by Erik the Appreciator, Mar 16 2010, 09:10 PM.
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Posted Image
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Erik the Appreciator
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After a long, hard day of fighting Heartless, Terra and Aqua noted, "Posted Image".
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

I don't get that last one, Erik.
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Erik the Appreciator
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Meh, I hear it a lot that a joke is not funny if one has to explain it, so I'll put it in super-small, quotable text at the bottom and try to put in something Kradenettes can more easily relate to (even though it's less of a pun and more of a traditional joke):

What's black and white and red all over? A Starly that crossed paths with an Andycat.


Terra, Ven, and Aqua are the main characters of Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep. Venusaur sounds like "Ven is sore".
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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oh ho ho Ven is sore.
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

Porygon-Z
Mar 16 2010, 10:34 PM
oh ho ho Ven is sore.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Zoroark
Mar 16 2010, 10:32 PM
What's black and white and red all over? A Starly that crossed paths with an Andycat.
Sigged for gr8 justyce
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

Didn't Draco actually do a TOK soap oprea once? I remember I was a lion tamer and Tristia was actually evil. XD

Also, I'm giggling at all these puns. *sigh* I'm so easy to get a laugh out of~

@Erik: UnfUNNY AS usual, I see![/url]
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Gym Caretaker
Mar 17 2010, 11:00 AM
Didn't Draco actually do a TOK soap oprea once? I remember I was a lion tamer and Tristia was actually evil. XD

Also, I'm giggling at all these puns. *sigh* I'm so easy to get a laugh out of~

@Erik: UnfUNNY AS usual, I see![/url]

Yeah, I remember that. I think I was like a gambler or something.
Edited by The Phantom Squee, Mar 17 2010, 11:52 AM.
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Sundancer
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Stargazer

Posted Image

Edit: I'm surprised nobody posted this one yet.
Edited by Sundancer, Mar 17 2010, 12:24 PM.
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

:icwutudidthar:
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

AWWW Sun beat me to it.

Also, *points to avatar and title* There's a brilliant pun for you all.
Edited by Kiki, Mar 17 2010, 03:28 PM.
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

Posted Image

EDIT:

Posted Image
Edited by Jarnakel Magnus, Mar 17 2010, 03:59 PM.
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Erik the Appreciator
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Where do you guys get these images? I'm sure you guys don't invent these puns yourself, but that you take them from somewhere. Maybe actually inventing these sorts of puns oneself is more "respectable", so to test that I submit my original creations below:

Sorry to hear about the guy who was so Posted Image and killed himself; I knew a guy who lived near my house once, but he was so Posted Image.

I was carrying crates full of piglets to the farmer's house when I tripped over a rock and fell. I was left with a Posted Image on the ground.

When Adder was bearing down on Blue Moon's position, Olaf barked at Grit to get his rockets and artillery into place to repel the assault. Grit replied, "'Posted Imagef."
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

Is it really pronounced "pile-o-swine"? I always say "pillow-swine."

Also, I had to think for a second to remember Corsola's name. For some reason I thought it was Corphish.
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Erik the Appreciator
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Frankly, in many cases it's up to the fan to decide how they want to pronounce the names of various Pokemon.
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Moose
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I lol'd at all of these. Except Erik's ones.
Sorry.
;_;

I Posted Image YOU!


Sorry to double post, but when I thought of this, IT COULD NOT WAIT!

Posted Image Posted Image
Edited by Moose, Mar 17 2010, 04:22 PM.
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