Temple of Kraden News:
| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
| So a female Wobbuffet walks up to a male and says, "Wanna have a baby?" | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 16 2010, 07:53 PM (4,453 Views) | |
| Crash | Mar 16 2010, 09:03 PM Post #21 |
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!
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Now now, Pokeparents is a completely different monster. Let's keep this one to puns. |
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| The Phantom Squee | Mar 16 2010, 09:06 PM Post #22 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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| Erik the Appreciator | Mar 16 2010, 09:09 PM Post #23 |
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Master of Trivia, Grand Patron of 5 Gens
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Was this topic specifically made to lure me out and trick me into making everyone gag and develop a blind raeg against me? ...I'd take great pleasure in obliging. ;) BTW, Kakuna Rattata is one I've NOT heard before. o_o Edited by Erik the Appreciator, Mar 16 2010, 09:10 PM.
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| simplechild | Mar 16 2010, 09:19 PM Post #24 |
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My only feel is murder
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| Erik the Appreciator | Mar 16 2010, 10:03 PM Post #25 |
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Master of Trivia, Grand Patron of 5 Gens
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After a long, hard day of fighting Heartless, Terra and Aqua noted, " |
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| ReidAlvein | Mar 16 2010, 10:21 PM Post #26 |
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum
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I don't get that last one, Erik. |
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| Erik the Appreciator | Mar 16 2010, 10:32 PM Post #27 |
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Meh, I hear it a lot that a joke is not funny if one has to explain it, so I'll put it in super-small, quotable text at the bottom and try to put in something Kradenettes can more easily relate to (even though it's less of a pun and more of a traditional joke): What's black and white and red all over? A Starly that crossed paths with an Andycat. Terra, Ven, and Aqua are the main characters of Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep. Venusaur sounds like "Ven is sore". |
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| simplechild | Mar 16 2010, 10:34 PM Post #28 |
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My only feel is murder
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oh ho ho Ven is sore. |
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| Supernerd | Mar 17 2010, 02:02 AM Post #29 |
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Burst Damage +1
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| Adnarel | Mar 17 2010, 10:17 AM Post #30 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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Sigged for gr8 justyce |
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| Phoenix7 | Mar 17 2010, 11:00 AM Post #31 |
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~
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Didn't Draco actually do a TOK soap oprea once? I remember I was a lion tamer and Tristia was actually evil. XD Also, I'm giggling at all these puns. *sigh* I'm so easy to get a laugh out of~ |
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| The Phantom Squee | Mar 17 2010, 11:51 AM Post #32 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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Yeah, I remember that. I think I was like a gambler or something. Edited by The Phantom Squee, Mar 17 2010, 11:52 AM.
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| Sundancer | Mar 17 2010, 12:22 PM Post #33 |
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Stargazer
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| Saelnaha | Mar 17 2010, 12:23 PM Post #34 |
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Let's just wait and see what happens.
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| Kiki | Mar 17 2010, 03:24 PM Post #35 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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AWWW Sun beat me to it. Also, *points to avatar and title* There's a brilliant pun for you all. Edited by Kiki, Mar 17 2010, 03:28 PM.
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| Jarnakel Magnus | Mar 17 2010, 03:54 PM Post #36 |
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Nothing to siege here, move along.
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| Erik the Appreciator | Mar 17 2010, 04:03 PM Post #37 |
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Where do you guys get these images? I'm sure you guys don't invent these puns yourself, but that you take them from somewhere. Maybe actually inventing these sorts of puns oneself is more "respectable", so to test that I submit my original creations below: Sorry to hear about the guy who was so I was carrying crates full of piglets to the farmer's house when I tripped over a rock and fell. I was left with a When Adder was bearing down on Blue Moon's position, Olaf barked at Grit to get his rockets and artillery into place to repel the assault. Grit replied, "' |
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| Crash | Mar 17 2010, 04:09 PM Post #38 |
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!
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Is it really pronounced "pile-o-swine"? I always say "pillow-swine." Also, I had to think for a second to remember Corsola's name. For some reason I thought it was Corphish. |
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| Erik the Appreciator | Mar 17 2010, 04:12 PM Post #39 |
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Frankly, in many cases it's up to the fan to decide how they want to pronounce the names of various Pokemon. |
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| Moose | Mar 17 2010, 04:20 PM Post #40 |
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Spirit
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I lol'd at all of these. Except Erik's ones. Sorry. ;_; I YOU!Sorry to double post, but when I thought of this, IT COULD NOT WAIT!
Edited by Moose, Mar 17 2010, 04:22 PM.
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