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Topic Started: Mar 15 2010, 04:26 PM (1,365 Views)
Moose
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[16/02/2010 19:18:45] Moose: HEY PEYTRAL IT'S ME

[16/02/2010 19:18:50] Moose: IKNOWRIGHT

[22/02/2010 21:40:41] Moose: I know you're there <3

[22/02/2010 21:40:57] Moose: Possibly.

[22/02/2010 21:41:03] Moose: Maybe.

[22/02/2010 21:41:07] Moose: It was worth a try.

[22/02/2010 21:41:10] Peytral: No I'm not.

[22/02/2010 21:41:17] Moose: [radio edit] YEAH.

[22/02/2010 21:41:32] Moose: Wait. No. That means you're ignoring me again.

[22/02/2010 21:41:37] Moose: ;-;

[22/02/2010 21:42:55] Moose: Casual handjobs?

[22/02/2010 21:43:00] Peytral: No!

[22/02/2010 21:43:15] Moose: I love how you actually needed to answer that.

[22/02/2010 21:44:14] Moose: ...The offer still stands.

[22/02/2010 21:44:17] Moose: FOR ALL OF TIME.

[22/02/2010 21:44:26] Peytral: My denial shall stand for all time.

[22/02/2010 21:44:33] Moose: I read that as penis.

[22/02/2010 21:44:48] Moose: But I read most things as penis.

[22/02/2010 21:44:54] Moose: or vagina.

[22/02/2010 21:44:55] Moose: or bum.

[22/02/2010 21:44:58] Moose: or boobs.

[22/02/2010 21:45:32] Moose: Maybe I should just leave now so you get lonely and want me back.

[22/02/2010 21:45:40] Peytral: Go do that.

[22/02/2010 21:46:02] Moose: So you're admitting that it would work?

[22/02/2010 21:46:12] Peytral: No, I'm telling you to try it.

[22/02/2010 21:46:21] Moose: Pssh, I'm never going to get rid of you, am I...

[22/02/2010 21:46:34] Peytral: That's my line.

[22/02/2010 21:46:45] Moose: Yeah, except it's not.

[22/02/2010 21:46:49] Moose: You love me really <3

[22/02/2010 21:47:08] Moose: Except less love and more annoyance and vague hatrid.

[22/02/2010 22:03:40] Moose: So how are you? Are you good? In bed? Forget that last part?

[27/02/2010 01:16:06] Moose: Hello Peytral.

[27/02/2010 01:16:28] Moose: I've been looking foreward to this conversation.

[27/02/2010 01:17:06] Moose: I know you're there. Unless the case is that you're not there.

[27/02/2010 01:17:27] Moose: In that case I change my mind.

[27/02/2010 01:17:38] Moose: But it's not that case.

[27/02/2010 01:17:59] Moose: In other news, animu.

[27/02/2010 01:18:02] Moose: Bye.

[27/02/2010 01:28:06] Peytral: Peytral has shared contact details with Lesbian.

[27/02/2010 14:39:02] Moose: ohohoh you shared contact details

[27/02/2010 14:39:15] Moose: I love you man. But lol, do you really live in Vagina?

[27/02/2010 17:05:00] Moose: Lol so are you there yet

[27/02/2010 17:06:54] Moose: talk to me baby talk to me

[27/02/2010 17:09:47] Moose: oh god im so lost withut u

[02/03/2010 18:52:04] Moose: Hi Peytral

[02/03/2010 18:52:09] Moose: You like Disgaea right?

[02/03/2010 18:52:31] Moose: Right?

[02/03/2010 19:53:04] Moose: Right?

[02/03/2010 20:44:44] Peytral: NO

[02/03/2010 20:44:48] Peytral: Wait, never mind.

[02/03/2010 20:45:08] Moose: HELLO SUNSHINE!

[02/03/2010 20:45:18] Moose: I WAS HERE ALL ALONG.

[03/03/2010 19:27:32] Moose: Hi Peytral.

[04/03/2010 19:46:58] Moose: Casual handjobs?

[09/03/2010 18:25:56] Moose: DAMN I NEED A BANANA.

[21:14:04] Moose: Hello Peytral.

[21:14:07] Moose: Hello Peytral

[21:14:10] Moose: Hello Peytral
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Minaku


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What is wro- Never mind...
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

ilu Moose~ <3
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Oh, Moose, you make me laugh sometimes.
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

I WANNA BE WITH YOU

AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU

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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Moose, it's too bad you love Peytral, because I love you so hard. <3

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Am I the only one who didn't find this funny? =/
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

No, Kris, definitely no.
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Peytral
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peytral pls

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Mar 15 2010, 05:58 PM
Moose, it's too bad you love Peytral, because I love you so hard. <3

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
Key word here is "hard."
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Tlephle

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I thought this was more stupid than it was funny, yeah.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

I found it funny 'cause it was stupid.
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Sundancer
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Stargazer

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Mar 15 2010, 06:19 PM
I thought this was more stupid than it was funny, yeah.
Mhm.
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Not going to lie, I laughed pretty hard. Mostly because of Peytral's reactions, and that I could imagine this as a comedy skit so easily.
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Artemis
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Plus Ultra

Same reasons as Satty. XD
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

I agree with the the overly-sexualized Pokemon and cross-dressing Rocket member.

:luna:
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Artemis
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Plus Ultra

They never changed my name T_T
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Son, I am disappoint. >:|
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

Would being known as 'Butch' really help you? Really?

:luna:
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Artemis
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Plus Ultra

And now, bus tiemz~
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

Bite me, Butch.

:luna:
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