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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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LIES!
Topic Started: Mar 15 2010, 01:01 PM (194 Views)
Jenn-uh
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I was eating a box of sunmaid raisins at lunch the other day and my friend noticed something odd: The raisins in the box are made with red grapes but the grapes in the illustation are green. The box art is a lie.

Just thought I would share this.
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My only feel is murder
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(ノಠДಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ WHY WHY WOULD YOU DESTROY THE SACRED IMAGE OF THE SUNMAID. JENNA I AM DISAPPOINT.
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