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In celebration of Pokemon week
Topic Started: Mar 15 2010, 11:08 AM (225 Views)
The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Have some science.
Edited by The Phantom Squee, Mar 15 2010, 11:12 AM.
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

That is [radio edit]ing awesome. Love the conclusion.
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

For once we agree on something!

Yeah, it's true. This is why Pokémon don't truly exist...
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

I've always been bothered by the scientifically infeasible Pokédex entries, myself.
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

Blaziken
Mar 15 2010, 12:34 PM
For once we agree on something!
Wait, we actually agree on something? IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!!!
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

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Mar 15 2010, 12:37 PM
I've always been bothered by the scientifically infeasible Pokédex entries, myself.
This. By all logic, Magcargo should melt right through the earth's crust and straight into the core. Or at least the mantle >_____>
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

The philosophy of Pokemon:

SCREW PHYSICS, WE HAVE AWESOME
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

OBJECTION!

So yeah, logic isn't as it seems here~
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

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Not that I disagree, I just couldn't resist the opportunity.
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Minaku


Well, that was enjoyable. I'm surprised that it didn't have anything to say about various legendaries.
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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