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ATTN: THINGS WISHING TO BE EATEN; OM NOM NOM
Topic Started: Mar 13 2010, 02:15 PM (700 Views)
Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

WE SHALL UNITE OUR STRENGTHS AND CONQUER THE WORLD!
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

Ye cannae conquer the world without a Blaziken on your team...
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

I'm doing quite well at the Saffron gym, thank you.

When my mistress decides to move, then I shall likely join you in your conquest. Assuming that you don't get in her way, of course. >_>
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Hoofs
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I WOULD NOT DREAM OF IT.

*Noms Steve*

BLOOD FOR ARCEUS!
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ReidAlvein
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OH GOD CAN'T UNSEE!
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

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I WOULD NOT DREAM OF IT.

*Noms Steve*

BLOOD FOR ARCEUS!
You DARE to give blood to any but Sabrina?

*Psybeams Pikachu*
Edited by Jarnakel Magnus, Mar 13 2010, 02:20 PM.
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Hoofs
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ARCEUS CREATED YOU!

*Noms Psybeam*

OM NOM NOM
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

This is true. However, Sabrina created Arceus. *nods*

*watches Pikachu *ASPLODE* from nomming Psybeam*
Edited by Jarnakel Magnus, Mar 13 2010, 02:22 PM.
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

*is too busy being dead to do much of anything*
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Hoofs
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*Eats the world*

OM NOM NOM! DELICIOUS!
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

*refers Ninja Steve to Ho-Oh, for Sacred-Ash related revival*
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

*is revived*

\o/
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

*Eats Sacred Ash and Steve*

OM NOM NOM
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

I'm sorry Pikachu, but BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE is reserved for Gurren Lagann.

You have infringed upon their territory with the following:
Nomming of a planet
Nomming of a legendary-related item without receiving death

I'm going to have to retroactively deny your eating of anything beyond your first target.
Edited by Jarnakel Magnus, Mar 13 2010, 02:27 PM.
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

*is not eaten*

Can't let you do that, Star Fox! *throws hax'd Master Ball at Pikachu*
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

*Eats Master Ball*

OM NOM NOM
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

*watches Master Ball toss*

OOC: So glad I decided to include a trainer in my Pokemon week username. And one you don't ant to mess with, to boot. CAN'T CATCH ME!

EDIT: Who changed the topic title? It's ridiculous now.
Edited by Jarnakel Magnus, Mar 13 2010, 02:31 PM.
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ReidAlvein
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It is awesome!
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

*Eats Topic Title*

I LOVE IT!

DELICIOUS!

OM NOM NOM!
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

Pikachu
Mar 13 2010, 02:30 PM
*Caught by Master Ball*

OM NOM NOM
/fix'd
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