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PG is full of stupid topics recently
Topic Started: Mar 11 2010, 02:30 PM (1,002 Views)
Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

I mean, inasmuch that PG can have substance. To remedy this, I propose a topic where we talk about dishes.

I hate those silverwares that have a plastic handle. They always get loose, and nothing is worse than using a loose knife.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

...And I thought Andy was actually being serious. ._.;;

One of our forks is bent out of shape, and whenever I get it, I quickly swap it for another. I just can't stand eating with that THING! It feels horribly wrong and awkward.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

I hate flat forks. Forks have to have that certain bend to them, or else it's weird.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Ugh, flat forks. Bane of my existence.

And I hate it when soup is served with teaspoons instead of a soup spoon.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

^Oh, I agree. They're just not suited, and it seems like people can't be bothered to actually give you the right stuff. Irks me.

Also, flat fork...hm, don't think I've ever actually used one of those. o.o
Edited by Phoenix7, Mar 11 2010, 02:47 PM.
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

It's time to ruin this with memes.

WHAT IS A FLAT FORK? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF IMPLAUSIBLITLY!

BUT ENOUGH TALK! HAVE AT THIS DINNER!
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

SUDDENLY, CHRONO IVAN!
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Also, at my school, the spoons are near the main food section of the cafeteria, but the cereal is in a different section. So if you want cereal, you have to get it, then detour all the way to the front of the cafeteria for a spoon, or detour to the salad bar, which is closer, for a soup spoon. Irritates the heck outta me.

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Effex
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As mentioned before, I hate sporks.
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

I use teaspoons for everything. Makes me think I have more food, because it takes me more spoonfuls to eat it. xP
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

I hate curved spoons. WHY CAN'T THEY BE FLAT LIKE I LIKE?!
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Hinoa
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Bane
Mar 11 2010, 04:44 PM
I hate curved spoons. WHY CAN'T THEY BE FLAT LIKE I LIKE?!
Because then they wouldn't hold liquid at all and would in fact be called a spatula.

Alternatively, because you touch yourself at night. (Hey, someone was going to say it if I didn't.)
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

=O

*Stops touching self in the hope he'll wake up to flat spoons*
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

Flat spoons are even less existent than regular spoons.
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

@Topic Title: And this isn't?
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

That's the point, Bowser. xD
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

bane just eat with spatulas :shrug:
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

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Mar 11 2010, 05:11 PM
That's the point, Bowser. xD
You and your logic.
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

I hate it when plastic spoons and forks have a little plastic ridge on them that cuts your tongue.
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

I like sporks even though everyine else seems to hate them
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