Temple of Kraden News:
| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 8 2010, 08:12 PM (1,812 Views) | |
| Minaku | Mar 9 2010, 02:34 PM Post #21 |
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No problems=big bug[radio edit] deadly breakup...thingy. |
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| Artemis | Mar 9 2010, 05:17 PM Post #22 |
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Plus Ultra
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Sorry, Els, but I was too busy punching puppies for absolutely no reason at all. |
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| Seraphim | Mar 9 2010, 05:24 PM Post #23 |
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~
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Ah, chain letters. They make you think that you will have bad luck for the next so and so years in a futile attempt to make fun of you. I know. My cousin falls for them all the time. |
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| Phoenix7 | Mar 9 2010, 05:41 PM Post #24 |
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~
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There was this one about a clown statue that came to life and killed a babysitter and the kids she was sitting. I was 12, so naturally I started having sleepless nights... =P But yes, chain letters are an abomination to life as we know it. |
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| Calibrations | Mar 9 2010, 05:45 PM Post #25 |
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OK guys, this truly is freaky, the phone literally rang as soon as I read the last word of this email!!!!! I am taking the bait - what do I have to lose right? Hope it works! Supposedly The Phone Will Ring Right After You Do This. Just read the little stories and think of a wish as you scroll all the way to the bottom. There is a message there - then make your wish. No attachment on this one. I'm 13 years old, and I wished that my dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m. When I made my wish. At 3:07 p.m.(14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there my Dad was, luggage and all!! I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!!! My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office. He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years. What a great email it was!! |
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| Kiki | Mar 9 2010, 06:09 PM Post #26 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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My name is Kiki and I am 16 years of age and oh my gosh I had always wanted to catch all 150 pokemon and when I got this email, this glorious magnificent email, I re sent it to everyone I know and it got a bunch of viruses on their computers somehow lol but then at 6:012 PM the phone rang and I answered it and it was Pikachu and it told me to turn on my gameboy and I did and I had all 150 pokemon plus Mew. |
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| Seraphim | Mar 9 2010, 08:07 PM Post #27 |
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~
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SILLY KIKI. X3 |
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| Ceremonial Dentist Fridge | Mar 9 2010, 08:20 PM Post #28 |
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Spirit
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<3 Kiki. |
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| The Phantom Squee | Mar 9 2010, 10:26 PM Post #29 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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And a shiny Pidgey! |
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| Supernerd | Mar 10 2010, 02:24 AM Post #30 |
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Burst Damage +1
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| HyrulianJedi | Mar 10 2010, 05:18 AM Post #31 |
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uguu~
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That's actually a really cool urban legend that I'm fond of. |
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| Phoenix7 | Mar 10 2010, 12:33 PM Post #32 |
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~
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AN INTERNET FOR YOU. *hands one to Kiki* Also, HJ, if evil murdering clowns are up your alley, then hey, more power to you! =) Edited by Phoenix7, Mar 10 2010, 12:33 PM.
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| Chrono Ivan | Mar 10 2010, 01:35 PM Post #33 |
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He who strikes like lightning
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Chrono Ivan punches puppies in the snout to establish dominance. |
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| Jarnakel Magnus | Mar 10 2010, 02:58 PM Post #34 |
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Nothing to siege here, move along.
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No you fool! It was a Shiny Magikarp! (I've actually found one before. Didn't have any Pokeballs with me tho. :<) |
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| Crash | Mar 10 2010, 03:43 PM Post #35 |
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!
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I once found a shiny Graveler on Victory Road in FireRed. It immediately used Explosion. |
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| Gilgamesh | Mar 10 2010, 04:11 PM Post #36 |
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solbowz Aurarius
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![]() Also, I've gotten a shiny Zubat in every Pokemon game since Crystal. And I had all of them but Sapphire, Diamond, and Platinum. Edited by Gilgamesh, Mar 10 2010, 04:12 PM.
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| Phoenix7 | Mar 10 2010, 04:21 PM Post #37 |
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~
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I never even knew shinys' existed until earlier last year. o_O |
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| Ceremonial Dentist Fridge | Mar 10 2010, 04:25 PM Post #38 |
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Spirit
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What are Shinies? o_0 |
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| Gilgamesh | Mar 10 2010, 04:27 PM Post #39 |
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solbowz Aurarius
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...Phoenix, the Red Gyrados was a shiny >.> And Terri, they're alternate colored Pokemon that you literally have like a 1 in a million chance of finding. |
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| Phoenix7 | Mar 10 2010, 04:29 PM Post #40 |
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~
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^I thought it was just red until I found out otherwise. XD |
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