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This makes me want to punch puppies.
Topic Started: Mar 8 2010, 08:12 PM (1,812 Views)
Minaku


No problems=big bug[radio edit] deadly breakup...thingy.
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Artemis
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Plus Ultra

Sorry, Els, but I was too busy punching puppies for absolutely no reason at all.
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

Ah, chain letters. They make you think that you will have bad luck for the next so and so years in a futile attempt to make fun of you. I know. My cousin falls for them all the time.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

There was this one about a clown statue that came to life and killed a babysitter and the kids she was sitting.

I was 12, so naturally I started having sleepless nights... =P But yes, chain letters are an abomination to life as we know it.
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Calibrations
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OK guys, this truly is freaky, the phone literally rang as soon as I read the last word of this email!!!!!
I am taking the bait - what do I have to lose right? Hope it works! Supposedly The Phone Will Ring Right After You Do This. Just read the little stories and think of a wish as you scroll all the way to the bottom. There is a message there - then make your wish. No attachment on this one.
I'm 13 years old, and I wished that my dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m. When I made my wish. At 3:07 p.m.(14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there my Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!!!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office. He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years. What a great email it was!!
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Kiki Martius Chantico

My name is Kiki and I am 16 years of age and oh my gosh I had always wanted to catch all 150 pokemon and when I got this email, this glorious magnificent email, I re sent it to everyone I know and it got a bunch of viruses on their computers somehow lol but then at 6:012 PM the phone rang and I answered it and it was Pikachu and it told me to turn on my gameboy and I did and I had all 150 pokemon plus Mew.
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

SILLY KIKI. X3
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<3 Kiki.
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Kiki
Mar 9 2010, 06:09 PM
My name is Kiki and I am 16 years of age and oh my gosh I had always wanted to catch all 150 pokemon and when I got this email, this glorious magnificent email, I re sent it to everyone I know and it got a bunch of viruses on their computers somehow lol but then at 6:012 PM the phone rang and I answered it and it was Pikachu and it told me to turn on my gameboy and I did and I had all 150 pokemon plus Mew.
And a shiny Pidgey!
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

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uguu~
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Phoenix7
Mar 9 2010, 05:41 PM
There was this one about a clown statue that came to life and killed a babysitter and the kids she was sitting.
That's actually a really cool urban legend that I'm fond of.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

Kiki
Mar 9 2010, 06:09 PM
My name is Kiki and I am 16 years of age and oh my gosh I had always wanted to catch all 150 pokemon and when I got this email, this glorious magnificent email, I re sent it to everyone I know and it got a bunch of viruses on their computers somehow lol but then at 6:012 PM the phone rang and I answered it and it was Pikachu and it told me to turn on my gameboy and I did and I had all 150 pokemon plus Mew.
AN INTERNET FOR YOU. *hands one to Kiki*

Also, HJ, if evil murdering clowns are up your alley, then hey, more power to you! =)
Edited by Phoenix7, Mar 10 2010, 12:33 PM.
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

Chrono Ivan punches puppies in the snout to establish dominance.
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

The Phantom Squee
Mar 9 2010, 10:26 PM
Kiki
Mar 9 2010, 06:09 PM
My name is Kiki and I am 16 years of age and oh my gosh I had always wanted to catch all 150 pokemon and when I got this email, this glorious magnificent email, I re sent it to everyone I know and it got a bunch of viruses on their computers somehow lol but then at 6:012 PM the phone rang and I answered it and it was Pikachu and it told me to turn on my gameboy and I did and I had all 150 pokemon plus Mew.
And a shiny Pidgey!
No you fool! It was a Shiny Magikarp!

(I've actually found one before. Didn't have any Pokeballs with me tho. :<)
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

I once found a shiny Graveler on Victory Road in FireRed. It immediately used Explosion.
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Gilgamesh
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:awesomeface:

Also, I've gotten a shiny Zubat in every Pokemon game since Crystal. And I had all of them but Sapphire, Diamond, and Platinum.
Edited by Gilgamesh, Mar 10 2010, 04:12 PM.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

I never even knew shinys' existed until earlier last year. o_O
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Ceremonial Dentist Fridge
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What are Shinies? o_0
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Gilgamesh
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...Phoenix, the Red Gyrados was a shiny >.>

And Terri, they're alternate colored Pokemon that you literally have like a 1 in a million chance of finding.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

^I thought it was just red until I found out otherwise. XD
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