Temple of Kraden News:
| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 8 2010, 08:12 PM (1,811 Views) | |
| Dracobolt | Mar 8 2010, 08:12 PM Post #1 |
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Incorrigible
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There are not enough rage emoticons to express how deeply I hate this chain letter.
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| Kiki | Mar 8 2010, 08:15 PM Post #2 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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Nah, Draco, you believe it, that's why you're spreading it. You don't want ten relationship problems for the next ten years. =P |
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| Hoofs | Mar 8 2010, 08:15 PM Post #3 |
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dess dess dess dess dess
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I'm in class at 1 o'clock, so unless a girl is going to jump me mid-lecture and risk school career banging me, that letter is not worth the bytes it's taking up. |
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| Necare | Mar 8 2010, 08:20 PM Post #4 |
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Fallen Angel
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That curse isn't very threatening, because it fails to specify how bad the relationship problems will be, what kind of relationships they will take place in, and how long they will last. Nor does it take into account your feelings about said relationships, the feelings of the other person involved in the relationship, or if the relationship already exists or not. The ten problems could also occur within a single month, which is part of ten years and thus fulfills the threat. There is also the matter of how one would distinguish between relationship problems brought on by the curse, and "normal" ones that have no relation to it. The curse also only inflicts ten problems upon you; it does not prevent good relationships from happening to you. That is also a horrible story because not only is it obviously false, it fails to account for the girl's reaction to the boy's clarification. This is most likely because it would not be positive, as any male who tried to pull a stunt like that would have the supposed cleverness of it outweighed by how much of an asshole it made him look like. Like making a friend think he won the lottery. Some jokes are best not told. In summary: *punches a puppy*
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| Minaku | Mar 8 2010, 08:36 PM Post #5 |
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*Shudders* |
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| The Phantom Squee | Mar 8 2010, 08:38 PM Post #6 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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I hate pretty much any story like that. Mostly because I hate hearing someone saying to their S.O. "I need you" or "I can't live without you" or the like, because it's a stupid exaggeration. |
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| Adnarel | Mar 8 2010, 08:38 PM Post #7 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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I hate these things. I sort of want to make a sick and twisted death chain letter, but I know it'd never circulate to the 13-year-olds that found Draco's story in the darkest pits of writing hell. |
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| Gawain | Mar 8 2010, 08:57 PM Post #8 |
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Divine Knight
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Waste of time!!! Always |
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| Ceremonial Dentist Fridge | Mar 8 2010, 09:27 PM Post #9 |
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Spirit
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LOVE STORY~~ ♥♥ A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and hesaid no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and hesaid no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and onceagain he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears streaming down her face the boy ........................grabbed her arm... See more and said ... See MoreYou are not pretty you're beautiful. Idon't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever. And Iwouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE END~~ ♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love willrealize they like you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you breakthis chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship problems forthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15 minutes, you'resafe Oh man, I wish I hadn't gone through and deleted all my chain letters recently. I had some real gems. And ololol at Nec's indepth analysis. |
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| The Phantom Squee | Mar 8 2010, 09:32 PM Post #10 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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On the topic of stuff like this, I have a good one here that my bro forwarded to me for a good laugh after one of his female friends sent it to him: * A normal guy would say: I love you Baby! Edward Cullen would say: You are my life now. * Normal Guy would say: I think I am falling for you. Edward Cullen would say: The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb * A Normal Guy would say: You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it! Edward Cullen would say: Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it. * A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you. Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano. * If you die, a normal guy would find another. If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isnt worth living. * As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: Bye, see ya! As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: Come back to me, love. * As a normal guy leaves the house,he would say: Love ya, I'll be back later! Edward Cullen would say:Look after my heart, I've left it with you. And then he would hire his psychic sister to stalk you and pay her with a yellow porsche. * As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldnt even notice. As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you. * While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn't keep his eyes off the sexy waitress. Edward Cullen wouldnt even notice the waitress was a female. * A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio. Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours. * While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: I miss you. While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: Its like you've taken half myself with you * A normal guy wouldnt care or notice if you had nightmares. Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away. * A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast. Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday. |
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| simplechild | Mar 8 2010, 09:32 PM Post #11 |
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My only feel is murder
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D:< |
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| Artemis | Mar 8 2010, 11:15 PM Post #12 |
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Plus Ultra
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Wait, you guys need reasons to punch puppies? |
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| Jarnakel Magnus | Mar 9 2010, 12:47 AM Post #13 |
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Nothing to siege here, move along.
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lolchainletters. If any of my RL friends forwarded one of these to me, even to make fun of it, I'd burn them for eternity. And they would do the same to me. |
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| simplechild | Mar 9 2010, 01:01 AM Post #14 |
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My only feel is murder
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D:< |
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| Jarnakel Magnus | Mar 9 2010, 01:13 AM Post #15 |
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Nothing to siege here, move along.
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I say we *punch* him, simple. And by punch, I mean "take care of" If you catch my meaning. Edited by Jarnakel Magnus, Mar 9 2010, 01:13 AM.
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| Supernerd | Mar 9 2010, 02:44 AM Post #16 |
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Burst Damage +1
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Why "punch""puppies" |
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| Dreaming Sun | Mar 9 2010, 02:50 AM Post #17 |
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I only JUST so this topic, and was wondering what Terri was spamming :DDD And, you know Adna, I could easily pass it along the school Email service to circulate among 13-year-olds that found Draco's story in the darkest pits of writing hell. Just a suggestion :p |
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| SeaMonkeyFarmer | Mar 9 2010, 11:29 AM Post #18 |
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Wifey
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What the hell? As if there's only fifteen minutes to post it to so many places! That's so unfair. I'd better hurry. Bryan, you had better have posted this too. Otherwise our relationship will be cursed. T_T |
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| Kiki | Mar 9 2010, 01:09 PM Post #19 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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Squee's made me lawl. Edward Cullen is a creeper. |
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| Crash | Mar 9 2010, 01:18 PM Post #20 |
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!
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Running off of Necare's analysis, who says those relationship problems are bad things? How's your relationship supposed to get stronger without any bumps in the road? I'd go so far as to say that a relationship that never has problems is a doomed one. But really, these things can DIAF. |
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