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Someone spit on the handle of my cardoor
Topic Started: Mar 5 2010, 04:41 PM (1,301 Views)
ReidAlvein
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Jenna, put an egg in the car's muffler, a rotten one if possible! When they turn it on the egg will explode, and leave their car with an awful smell!
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

Slightly unsafe and dangerous perhaps?...
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Slightly unsafe and dangerous is leaving a plastic McDonald's cup in my parking spot because it's littering. I think I might have to cover his car in pink sparkles tomorrow.
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

Why pink...
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Forget that, why sprinkles?
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Minaku


She said SPARKLES. Not toppings >_>
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Moose
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RAPE HIS WOMAN!












...BEST IDEA EVVA!
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

I have a sneaking suspicion that the person next to me is of the male variety what with all this aggression so pink sparkles seem appropriate. Haha I might add some sprinkles in there too.

As for raping his woman, I'll leave that up to you Moose. Have fun!
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Ceremonial Dentist Fridge
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Apparently vomiting on their engine is a really good tactic.
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Spella
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Krissy's Queen of the Lilies

Go all Carrie Underwood on the [radio edit]. :D
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

But what if he doesn't have leather seats? Also, carving your name into them is a surefire way to get caught.
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

Carve your name into his heart, then dump him and go for his best friend.
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Spella
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Krissy's Queen of the Lilies

Lol. True. Carrie's kinda dumb.
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Vorlan
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This is serious, I suggest pulling out the big guns...

Find who it was then write them a strongly worded letter. :mad:

That'll teach them!
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

The way to deal with this is obvious. Set a device in his trunk that overrides his radio and plays Always on loop. Make it small enough that he won't notice it for days.
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Calibrations
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Vorlan
Mar 11 2010, 02:18 PM
This is serious, I suggest pulling out the big guns...

Find who it was then write them a strongly worded letter. :mad:

That'll teach them!
hahaha you are clearly english
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER YES
BE SURE TO GET YOUR INDIGNATION ACROSS
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