Temple of Kraden News:
| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 5 2010, 04:41 PM (1,298 Views) | |
| ReidAlvein | Mar 6 2010, 10:06 PM Post #21 |
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum
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Jenna, put an egg in the car's muffler, a rotten one if possible! When they turn it on the egg will explode, and leave their car with an awful smell! |
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| Supernerd | Mar 8 2010, 01:22 AM Post #22 |
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Burst Damage +1
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Slightly unsafe and dangerous perhaps?... |
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| Jenn-uh | Mar 9 2010, 05:42 PM Post #23 |
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries
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Slightly unsafe and dangerous is leaving a plastic McDonald's cup in my parking spot because it's littering. I think I might have to cover his car in pink sparkles tomorrow. |
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| Supernerd | Mar 10 2010, 02:25 AM Post #24 |
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Burst Damage +1
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Why pink... |
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| simplechild | Mar 10 2010, 02:49 AM Post #25 |
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My only feel is murder
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Forget that, why sprinkles? |
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| Minaku | Mar 10 2010, 01:38 PM Post #26 |
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She said SPARKLES. Not toppings >_> |
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| Moose | Mar 10 2010, 02:27 PM Post #27 |
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Spirit
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RAPE HIS WOMAN! ...BEST IDEA EVVA! |
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| Jenn-uh | Mar 10 2010, 08:09 PM Post #28 |
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I have a sneaking suspicion that the person next to me is of the male variety what with all this aggression so pink sparkles seem appropriate. Haha I might add some sprinkles in there too. As for raping his woman, I'll leave that up to you Moose. Have fun! |
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| Ceremonial Dentist Fridge | Mar 10 2010, 08:51 PM Post #29 |
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Apparently vomiting on their engine is a really good tactic. |
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| Spella | Mar 10 2010, 09:28 PM Post #30 |
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Krissy's Queen of the Lilies
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Go all Carrie Underwood on the [radio edit].
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| Crash | Mar 10 2010, 09:59 PM Post #31 |
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!
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But what if he doesn't have leather seats? Also, carving your name into them is a surefire way to get caught. |
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| Hoofs | Mar 10 2010, 09:59 PM Post #32 |
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dess dess dess dess dess
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Carve your name into his heart, then dump him and go for his best friend. |
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| Spella | Mar 10 2010, 10:03 PM Post #33 |
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Krissy's Queen of the Lilies
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Lol. True. Carrie's kinda dumb. |
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| Vorlan | Mar 11 2010, 02:18 PM Post #34 |
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*amusing user title pending*
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This is serious, I suggest pulling out the big guns... Find who it was then write them a strongly worded letter. That'll teach them! |
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| The Grim Lich | Mar 11 2010, 03:55 PM Post #35 |
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Legitimate Businessman
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The way to deal with this is obvious. Set a device in his trunk that overrides his radio and plays Always on loop. Make it small enough that he won't notice it for days. |
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| Calibrations | Mar 11 2010, 05:22 PM Post #36 |
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cock ninja
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hahaha you are clearly english |
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| Kiki | Mar 11 2010, 05:27 PM Post #37 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER YES BE SURE TO GET YOUR INDIGNATION ACROSS |
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