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Someone spit on the handle of my cardoor
Topic Started: Mar 5 2010, 04:41 PM (1,299 Views)
Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

And now I'm sad. Though I probably deserved it because I did a horrible parking job.
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

What? Lemme at them I'll meteor their face off!

:youDIE:
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

SPIT ON THEIR FACE
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

Kill the scumbag with fire.
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Minaku


Wash it off with a rag.
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Ceremonial Dentist Fridge
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Spirit
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Clone it.
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

I'LL CHOP THEIR HEADS OFF!
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Ahahahahhaa, I'm doing that next time somebody parks really badly next to me.

I mean,

Man, what a jerk. >=(
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The Sin Thesis


Are you sure that's spit?
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Jackal
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Come and Take It - Temple Tsundere

PISS UPON THEIR WINDSHIELD
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

BLEED UPON THEIR DASHBOARD
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Leave a passive-aggressive note!

And hey, don't be sad. You may not be an excellent parker, but you're probably a far better person than them, Go on, feel superior!
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Dreaming Sun
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Wait, that was your car?

inb4 expected/10
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Yup I'm sure it was spit. It took forever to clean because it had a lot of mucus in it too. It was so gross.

Because we have assigned spots at school the same person parks next to me everyday. I'm open to performing some kind of playful revenge. Ideas?
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

Playful revenge? I have some indecent ideas.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Slash their tires, key their driver-side door, and break their windows.
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

steal the car and drive it over a cliff into the mouth of a rabid shark
but get out of the car first
Edited by Calibrations, Mar 6 2010, 04:43 PM.
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Sundancer
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Stargazer

Sacra ilu <3
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

Cardoor "spit"?
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Please share these ideas HFS. Also, Sacra I love your idea. If only I lived near a large body of seawater....
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