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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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Unintentional Innuendo
Topic Started: Feb 27 2010, 12:34 PM (466 Views)
DarkPsnergyAdept
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Me and my friends were playing Starfox assault. I was Krystal (the only female character in the game) and they were all wolf. They were all on the same team while I was alone. I walked into a hallway, two of them blocked the exit behind me and the third blocked the exit in front of me. The following conversation happened.

Me: Oh Crap.
*everyone starts shooting me*
Friend1:Ha ha! We got two in the back and one in the front and we're screwing her!
*awkward Pause*
Friend2:wait what? :blink:


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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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"I've got so many holes to fill"
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

/topic

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

Success.
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

....the hell? o_o
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

*laughs...*
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ShmittlesThePoe
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Pirate Wavemaster
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lol
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

*laughs again*
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