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official petition to change fred's name to NINJA AARDVARK
Topic Started: Feb 20 2010, 10:40 PM (1,585 Views)
UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Then I'll just dine on the skin of my fingertips.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Yeah, you enjoy your own fingers, you cannibal. >:/
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

I'm sadistic, and I don't stop at myself.

I'm a cannibal, and I don't stop at myself.

I'll eat your skin one day.

And leave you alive to watch.

Yum...
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

How the hell can you eat somebody else after you already ate yourself?
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

You'll have to get past my barrier first. Which is pretty much always up. =3
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

Hay! I want a sammich! D=
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Screw you, Iceboy. D:<

Only by brother and other siblings can have some. D:<
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

I don't eat EVERY part of myself boyd. Just some skin off my fingertips. And my fingernails. My fingers are usually bloody somehow.
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ReidAlvein
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Can I please have a sammich?
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Yes you can, Reid. \o/

*makes Reid a sammich*
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Reid, can I has part of your sammich? D:
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ReidAlvein
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Only if Kris allows it.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

and I don't allow it. >:3
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

UltaFlame eats the skin off Kris's left pinky finger.

>:/ THATS FOR MAKIN' ME STARVE.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Kris, Awooer of Worlds snickers as Ulta bites the barrier.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

I never said I bit you. I ate your skin.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Which requires you to attempt to pass the barrier anyways. So yeah.
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UltaFlame
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No. I did nothing. One second Iw as standing there, the next the skin off your finger was in my mouth and I was chewing it. Cannibals have their ways, Kris.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Except that it's not my finger. It's Boydyboy's finger. You jerk.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Except any damage to me causes me to explode and respawn >:3
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