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Oh I wish I were a mushroom...
Topic Started: Feb 17 2010, 11:33 PM (1,188 Views)
Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Oh, I wish I were a mushroom,
dancing in the sun,
making myself delicious,
so the hunting will be fun.

Oh, they'll scoop me up for dinner,
but I'll be the winner,
'cause I'm poisonous.
Yeah.
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Effex
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The King in Tartan
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You want to be a mindless decomposer of organic material?
What the hell is wrong with you?
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Dreaming Sun
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EWW A MUSHROOM

*runs*
Edited by Dreaming Sun, Feb 18 2010, 01:07 AM.
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

*laughs at <insert name here>'s fear of mushrooms*
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

That's why I don't eat mushrooms; they want us all dead. :mellow:
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Bane Martius Agni
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Ariel
Feb 18 2010, 04:10 PM
That's why I don't eat mushrooms; they want us all dead. :mellow:
Really? I just don't eat mushrooms because they're gross. Not to mention that the "mushroom" is the reproductive organ of the fungus. That, together with the fact that it looks like a...

ANYway, I think the fact they want us all dead is a better reason to eat them. A little payback, [radio edit]es!
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

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I like mushrooms! D: The not poisonous kind of course.
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ReidAlvein
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Eh, never tried them, never will. I don't understand why they make Mario and Luigi grow.
But then, if I apply Bane's logic ans conclude that they look like a...

Yeah, it makes sense.
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Artemis
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I like mushrooms. D:
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Saturos
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Eh, never tried them, never will. I don't understand why they make Mario and Luigi grow.


Alice in Wonderland reference, I imagine - you eat one side of the mushroom you grow, eat the other side you shrink.
Which is to say, drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

*picks up a mushroom*

5,000 bells for me! =D
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.
That is what I'd truly like to be-ee-eee,
'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener,
Everyone would be in love with me!

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

But everyone already is in love with you, Draco.
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The Grim Lich
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SQUEE IS RIGHT! EVERYONE LOVES THE DRACO!

Also, mmm... Mushrooms are awesome and one of the vegetables that I can eat without having to worry about anything but calories thanks to my diabetic disposition.
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Momentime
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uh oh

Screw mushrooms, how the hell do you explain a flower making you spit out fireballs?
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

THE FLOWER IS FULL OF LSD
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ReidAlvein
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Because Rule of Cool.
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

I like mushrooms because they make me drive faster.
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ReidAlvein
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Ah, I see. So they make men "grow" and make women "drive" faster.
I see, I see...
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