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| Oh I wish I were a mushroom... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 17 2010, 11:33 PM (1,188 Views) | |
| Jenn-uh | Feb 17 2010, 11:33 PM Post #1 |
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Oh, I wish I were a mushroom, dancing in the sun, making myself delicious, so the hunting will be fun. Oh, they'll scoop me up for dinner, but I'll be the winner, 'cause I'm poisonous. Yeah. |
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| Effex | Feb 17 2010, 11:36 PM Post #2 |
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The King in Tartan
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You want to be a mindless decomposer of organic material? What the hell is wrong with you? |
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| Dreaming Sun | Feb 18 2010, 01:06 AM Post #3 |
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EWW A MUSHROOM *runs* Edited by Dreaming Sun, Feb 18 2010, 01:07 AM.
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| Supernerd | Feb 18 2010, 02:54 AM Post #4 |
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Burst Damage +1
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*laughs at <insert name here>'s fear of mushrooms* |
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| Kiki | Feb 18 2010, 04:10 PM Post #5 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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That's why I don't eat mushrooms; they want us all dead.
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| Bane Martius Agni | Feb 18 2010, 05:02 PM Post #6 |
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
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Really? I just don't eat mushrooms because they're gross. Not to mention that the "mushroom" is the reproductive organ of the fungus. That, together with the fact that it looks like a... ANYway, I think the fact they want us all dead is a better reason to eat them. A little payback, [radio edit]es! |
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| Airi | Feb 18 2010, 09:33 PM Post #7 |
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There's no way I'll lose!
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... I like mushrooms! D: The not poisonous kind of course. |
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| ReidAlvein | Feb 18 2010, 09:38 PM Post #8 |
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Eh, never tried them, never will. I don't understand why they make Mario and Luigi grow. But then, if I apply Bane's logic ans conclude that they look like a... Yeah, it makes sense. |
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| Artemis | Feb 18 2010, 10:46 PM Post #9 |
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I like mushrooms. D: |
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| Saturos | Feb 19 2010, 12:00 PM Post #10 |
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heart-under-blade
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Alice in Wonderland reference, I imagine - you eat one side of the mushroom you grow, eat the other side you shrink. Which is to say, drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. |
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| Phoenix7 | Feb 19 2010, 12:04 PM Post #11 |
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~
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*picks up a mushroom* 5,000 bells for me! =D |
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| Saturos | Feb 19 2010, 12:08 PM Post #12 |
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badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM |
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| Dracobolt | Feb 19 2010, 01:05 PM Post #13 |
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Incorrigible
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Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener. That is what I'd truly like to be-ee-eee, 'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener, Everyone would be in love with me!
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| The Phantom Squee | Feb 19 2010, 01:12 PM Post #14 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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But everyone already is in love with you, Draco. |
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| The Grim Lich | Feb 19 2010, 03:01 PM Post #15 |
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Legitimate Businessman
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SQUEE IS RIGHT! EVERYONE LOVES THE DRACO! Also, mmm... Mushrooms are awesome and one of the vegetables that I can eat without having to worry about anything but calories thanks to my diabetic disposition. |
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| Momentime | Feb 19 2010, 03:04 PM Post #16 |
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uh oh
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Screw mushrooms, how the hell do you explain a flower making you spit out fireballs? |
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| The Grim Lich | Feb 19 2010, 03:22 PM Post #17 |
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Legitimate Businessman
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THE FLOWER IS FULL OF LSD |
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| ReidAlvein | Feb 19 2010, 03:34 PM Post #18 |
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Because Rule of Cool. |
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| Jenn-uh | Feb 19 2010, 10:10 PM Post #19 |
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I like mushrooms because they make me drive faster. |
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| ReidAlvein | Feb 20 2010, 10:59 AM Post #20 |
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Ah, I see. So they make men "grow" and make women "drive" faster. I see, I see... |
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