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| Lightbulb joke thread | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 17 2010, 09:39 PM (388 Views) | |
| Momentime | Feb 17 2010, 09:39 PM Post #1 |
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uh oh
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Yes, THAT lightbulb joke. ...No, this is not the thread where you list your best lightbulb joke, now matter how shitty in reality they are. No, this is the place where we take the joke...and apply it to the Temple. Simple, no? Example: Q: How many Boyds does it take to screw a lightbulb? A: Doesn't matter, as long as he's finally getting a girl out of screwing one. Q: How many Chrono Ivans does it take to screw a lightbulb? A: The answer to that is inversely proportional to the number of memorable lines he cranks out while doing so. Q: How many Necares does it take to screw a lightbulb? A: Answer is equal to the number of times he pussies out before actually screwing one in. ...You get the point, right? |
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| Ceremonial Dentist Fridge | Feb 17 2010, 10:42 PM Post #2 |
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Spirit
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Lol. Uh... Yeah, I got nothing. But still lol. Especially at Boyd's. XP |
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| Chrono Ivan | Feb 17 2010, 10:45 PM Post #3 |
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He who strikes like lightning
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How many engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. one to hold the bulb and two to argue about which way to turn it realitive to the earth's rotation. |
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| Ceremonial Dentist Fridge | Feb 17 2010, 10:50 PM Post #4 |
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ur doin it wrong Lol, though, even though I've heard it before. |
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| ReidAlvein | Feb 20 2010, 11:07 AM Post #5 |
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum
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*Reid is amused by the fact that he gets all these jokes, because a long time ago, he couldn't* Anyways, I don't know any lightbulb jokes, Shads. |
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| Fluff | Feb 20 2010, 04:02 PM Post #6 |
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The Temple Asshole
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What is a light bulb? A miserable pile of filament! But enough talk, have at you! *flicks light switch* |
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