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You become a Kradenette.

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ATTN: Satan
Topic Started: Feb 17 2010, 05:10 PM (661 Views)
Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

Actually, he said it wasn't fake.
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

A Temple of Spammers, this is. I'm a minority. D:
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Dreaming Sun
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Pocahontas
Feb 17 2010, 05:13 PM
That was quick. :mellow:
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Jarnakel Magnus
Feb 17 2010, 09:29 PM
A Temple of Spammers, this is. I'm a minority. D:
*points and laughs*

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

Good job, have a punch to the gut.
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Fluff
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The Temple Asshole

Awww, 666 posts. That's so cute.

Pocahontas
Feb 17 2010, 05:13 PM
That was quick. :mellow:

That's what she said.
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

Huh. Don't you know deals with the devil get your soul violated by hell-bubbas?
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

Not if you're awesome enough.
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