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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: Feb 16 2010, 03:49 PM (2,127 Views)
Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

Vampire ninja robot zombies ate Homer's children amidst Soviet chocolate mousse bewbs with Sclater.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Vampire ninja robot zombies ate Dracobolt's children amidst Soviet chocolate leaking bewbs with Sclater.
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Moose
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Vampire ninja robot zombies ate Dracobolt's children amidst Soviet teacups leaking bewbs with Sclater.

That is not an ok term to use here. It's not fitting with the spirit of Kraden, nor it it respectful. Modding in a better word until it gets removed.
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Dreaming Sun
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Vampire ninja robot zombies ate Dracobolt's children amidst Soviet teacups leaking bewbs with Sclater-Beatrice.
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Sexy vampire ninja robot zombies ate Dracobolt's children amidst Soviet teacups leaking bewbs with Kraden-Beatrice.
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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If you're glue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits.
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Poui
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If you're glue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sticks
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

These are terrible sentences.

If you're glue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where Kraden sticks.

Ninja'd by Akiko!
Edited by Adnarel, Feb 27 2010, 10:20 PM.
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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If you're eating glue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where Kraden sticks.
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

When you're eating glue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where Kraden-Beatrice sticks.
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Supernerd
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When you're eating **** and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where Kraden-Beatrice sticks it.
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