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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: Feb 16 2010, 03:49 PM (2,122 Views)
ReidAlvein
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Cannon fried radioactive monkeys amidst green urine have cancer, too.

ninj'd!
Edited by Jenn-uh, Feb 16 2010, 08:21 PM.
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Cannon fired radioactive sunflowers amidst green urine have cancer, too.
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Cannon fried radioactive sunflowers amidst green urine have cancer, too.
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Jenn-uh
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Cannon fried radioactive kradenettes amidst green urine have bewbs, too.
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Cannon fired radioactive kradenettes amidst green urine have bewbs, too.
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Cannon fired radioactive kradenettes amidst green bewbs might have bewbs, too.
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Bewbs fired radioactive donuts amidst green venusians bewbs have bewbs
Edited by Jenn-uh, Feb 16 2010, 08:32 PM.
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Where'd that one word go?

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Ah! there it is. >_>
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I'd rather be outside.

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/fix'd
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I'd rather be outside.

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You stoopid idjits.
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