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My mother has not vomited in 35 years.
Topic Started: Feb 16 2010, 01:24 PM (1,073 Views)
Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

The last time she did it she was twelve, and she will turn 47 this year.

She didn't even throw up during three pregnancies.

Discuss.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

What an illuminating fact.
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Poui
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I was once really proud of myself for never having thrown up since I was four.

Then that died.

D:
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Two words:

Food. Poisoning.

It sucks, my friends, it sucks. It's why I never eat at Chili's now.
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Moose
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I've not been sick since I was about 9 either.
I think it's mostly because I hate vomiting so much that I hold everything in >_>
I always sleep it off D;
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

I almost never vomit. I hate it. However, surgeries will often make you sick to your stomach, so I can't claim any sort of record there. Also, protip, don't drink on an empty stomach. >___>

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Gilgamesh
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Cool story bro

@Topic

But no really that's kind of strange.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Don't drink milk if you have a cold, or any sort of mucus problem like a stuffy nose. Its not fun to clean up.
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ReidAlvein
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Holy cow.
Well, it has been long since I last vomited, too. But if you give me plain white milk, if the milk is even a little bit rotten, or it simply tastes differently, I lose it.
And don't get me started on yogurt. I can't even smell the thing, it makes me feel horrible simply by staring at it, and the irony is that I like yogurt, but apparently my body doesn't.

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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

The last time I threw up was last summer when my doctor made me do a "clean-out" regimen which was supposed to clear out my system for an abominal area surgery. I had to drink two bottles (the big ones not the normal size) of gatorade mixed with a tub of miralax in two hours. My stomack hurt so bad, I wound up throwing the stuff up four times.

Strangly I didn't used to like gatorade but now I do. >.>
Edited by Jenn-uh, Feb 16 2010, 07:42 PM.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

That's like opposite of what's supposed to happen.
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

The last time I threw up, I was really drunk.
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the last time I threw up was probably in a church
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

UltaFlame
Feb 16 2010, 07:54 PM
That's like opposite of what's supposed to happen.
I have no idea why I didn't develop and aversion to gatorade. However, now I'm repulsed by the smell of a certain beef broth that I had earlier that day.
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Eilonwy
Feb 16 2010, 08:09 PM
the last time I threw up was probably in a church
What.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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cock ninja

I think I'm allergic to them it happened a lot before I stopped going
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ReidAlvein
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...In Church? Woah, Sacra. Just woah...
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cock ninja

Not on purpose! D8
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Peytral
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peytral pls

Did anybody yell something about Satan possessing you?
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I vomit very often, mostly because I get sick very often.

A little while ago, I contracted some pretty bad food poisoning. Then, as it turns out, gastritis caused by the food poisoning. I spent basically three weeks vomiting every day, multiple times, and lost about 10 pounds overall in a single week. I'm stuck at 145 pounds right now, which is 27 less than what I was last summer. This is bad - I'm 5'11".

I'm pretty sick of throwing up by this point.
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