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| My mother has not vomited in 35 years. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 16 2010, 01:24 PM (1,073 Views) | |
| Crash | Feb 16 2010, 01:24 PM Post #1 |
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!
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The last time she did it she was twelve, and she will turn 47 this year. She didn't even throw up during three pregnancies. Discuss. |
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| Phoenix7 | Feb 16 2010, 01:32 PM Post #2 |
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~
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What an illuminating fact. |
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| Poui | Feb 16 2010, 01:36 PM Post #3 |
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I was once really proud of myself for never having thrown up since I was four. Then that died. D: |
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| Role | Feb 16 2010, 01:39 PM Post #4 |
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Fulminous Witch
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Two words: Food. Poisoning. It sucks, my friends, it sucks. It's why I never eat at Chili's now. |
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| Moose | Feb 16 2010, 01:42 PM Post #5 |
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Spirit
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I've not been sick since I was about 9 either. I think it's mostly because I hate vomiting so much that I hold everything in >_> I always sleep it off D; |
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| Dracobolt | Feb 16 2010, 02:21 PM Post #6 |
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Incorrigible
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I almost never vomit. I hate it. However, surgeries will often make you sick to your stomach, so I can't claim any sort of record there. Also, protip, don't drink on an empty stomach. >___>
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| Gilgamesh | Feb 16 2010, 03:04 PM Post #7 |
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solbowz Aurarius
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Cool story bro @Topic But no really that's kind of strange. |
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| UltaFlame | Feb 16 2010, 03:05 PM Post #8 |
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Thanks Poui.
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Don't drink milk if you have a cold, or any sort of mucus problem like a stuffy nose. Its not fun to clean up. |
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| ReidAlvein | Feb 16 2010, 05:31 PM Post #9 |
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum
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Holy cow. Well, it has been long since I last vomited, too. But if you give me plain white milk, if the milk is even a little bit rotten, or it simply tastes differently, I lose it. And don't get me started on yogurt. I can't even smell the thing, it makes me feel horrible simply by staring at it, and the irony is that I like yogurt, but apparently my body doesn't. |
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| Jenn-uh | Feb 16 2010, 07:40 PM Post #10 |
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries
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The last time I threw up was last summer when my doctor made me do a "clean-out" regimen which was supposed to clear out my system for an abominal area surgery. I had to drink two bottles (the big ones not the normal size) of gatorade mixed with a tub of miralax in two hours. My stomack hurt so bad, I wound up throwing the stuff up four times. Strangly I didn't used to like gatorade but now I do. >.> Edited by Jenn-uh, Feb 16 2010, 07:42 PM.
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| UltaFlame | Feb 16 2010, 07:54 PM Post #11 |
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Thanks Poui.
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That's like opposite of what's supposed to happen. |
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| The Grim Lich | Feb 16 2010, 08:02 PM Post #12 |
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Legitimate Businessman
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The last time I threw up, I was really drunk. |
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| Calibrations | Feb 16 2010, 08:09 PM Post #13 |
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cock ninja
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the last time I threw up was probably in a church |
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| Jenn-uh | Feb 16 2010, 08:10 PM Post #14 |
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries
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I have no idea why I didn't develop and aversion to gatorade. However, now I'm repulsed by the smell of a certain beef broth that I had earlier that day. |
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| Dracobolt | Feb 16 2010, 08:20 PM Post #15 |
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Incorrigible
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What.
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| Calibrations | Feb 16 2010, 08:23 PM Post #16 |
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cock ninja
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I think I'm allergic to them it happened a lot before I stopped going |
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| ReidAlvein | Feb 16 2010, 08:25 PM Post #17 |
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum
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...In Church? Woah, Sacra. Just woah... |
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| Calibrations | Feb 16 2010, 08:27 PM Post #18 |
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cock ninja
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Not on purpose! D8 |
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| Peytral | Feb 16 2010, 11:09 PM Post #19 |
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peytral pls
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Did anybody yell something about Satan possessing you? |
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| Effex | Feb 16 2010, 11:19 PM Post #20 |
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The King in Tartan
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I vomit very often, mostly because I get sick very often. A little while ago, I contracted some pretty bad food poisoning. Then, as it turns out, gastritis caused by the food poisoning. I spent basically three weeks vomiting every day, multiple times, and lost about 10 pounds overall in a single week. I'm stuck at 145 pounds right now, which is 27 less than what I was last summer. This is bad - I'm 5'11". I'm pretty sick of throwing up by this point. |
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