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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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ATTN JAX; BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Topic Started: Feb 15 2010, 05:45 PM (528 Views)
Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

NUH UH. D:
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Kida
Feb 16 2010, 12:44 AM
Kinda makes me think of evil corn, actually. Like ZOMBIE CORN.
Well now you've got me thinking of Corn Child. Dammit!
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Poui
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Candy corn!
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

DEEP DOWN YOU BELIEVE IN CORN
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

Hahaha, I can only imagine Kris saying "I love the Almighty"
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Yes, you can only imagine me saying that line.
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

Kristina
Feb 16 2010, 08:10 PM
Yes, I love the Almighty!
Looks like my imagination affected reality.

>_> <_< >_>

*hides*
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Oh yeah, because I totally said that.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Only courage has the power to affect reality >=[
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Kida
Feb 16 2010, 12:44 AM
Kinda makes me think of evil corn, actually. Like ZOMBIE CORN.
I can't believe nobody said this yet!


.....GRAAAAAINS!
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Ceremonial Dentist Fridge
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Thanks to Moose, I love this topic.
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