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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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ATTN: Disney Princesses
Topic Started: Feb 11 2010, 05:41 PM (3,748 Views)
Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

SOUL STEAL!
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Peakay
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me IRL

Right, I'm impressed.
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Artemis
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Plus Ultra

Can I steal the princesses? Only for a little bit? I promise to give them back in perfect condition.
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

HE LIES!
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

If this is an act of evil, then I as the Noble Conflagration would glady devour him in my holy incineration.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Mulan: The King of Heroes does not care for your opinion.

Arty: If it's okay with Els, you can borrow them.
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Fluff
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The Temple Asshole

Dracula
Feb 12 2010, 10:20 PM
SOUL STEAL!
*brofist*

*is beaten, cut, shredded, and killed to a ridiculous extent, but reforms anyways and laughs diabolically*

I'm the mothersexin' Alucard, [radio edit].
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Artemis
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Plus Ultra

's not like I'm gonna do anything with them, really.
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Peytral
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peytral pls

That's what they all say.
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

Nuuuu! I don't wanna be shared. D: I just want my sundaes and my castle.
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

And I want to listen to a song on auto-repeat until the computer dies. One of us is getting what they want.
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

And I want to be a sexing talking dragon, but life is never fair with everyone is it?
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

Okay, okaay, I won't mind this once.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

I'd laugh maniacally but I'm too cool for that.
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

No one's too cool to laugh maniacally! It's the truth. *nod nod*
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Fluff
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The Temple Asshole

This is boring. *eats Cinderella*
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LSunnyC
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The Fallen Duchess

As the Princess of Mardi Gras I say it's time we all let lose and haves ourselves a PAR-TAY!

*breaks out the sparkling grape juice*
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Sparkling grape juice? WHERE?
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

*drinks out of a bottle of sparkling grape juice*
GYA HA HA HA HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

GIMME. Kris, Awooer of Worlds jumps at the sparkling grape juice.
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