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ATTN: Disney Princesses
Topic Started: Feb 11 2010, 05:41 PM (3,750 Views)
Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Exactly. That's why I'm looking for a princess.
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ReidAlvein
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But even those princesses are common girls for a hero like you.
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solbowz Aurarius

Indeed, but they're the best there is around here. Truly, nobody is worthy of the mighty Gilgamesh, but I am willing to make exceptions to those that please me.
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Peytral
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peytral pls

And he's yet to realize that he isn't getting anything?
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Why are you here, Faily? ENUMA ELISH *blasts Scar with hax*
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Peakay
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me IRL

*Attacks Gilgamesh with Excalibur*
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Oh? *counters with Enuma Elish*

Did you expect me to go down easily?
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Peakay
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*Engages in epic battle*

No.
Edited by Peakay, Feb 12 2010, 08:47 PM.
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solbowz Aurarius

Let's liven it up. *increases Ea's energy output*
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Peytral
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peytral pls

*Dodges the Enuma Elish with epic lion agility, or something*

*Watches the 'epic battle' from some cliff or something*

>:3
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Peakay
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*Parries and dodges viciously while getting closer towards Gilgamesh*
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solbowz Aurarius

*snaps fingers and binds Princek with the chains of Enkidu*

Don't think I don't know what you're trying to do.
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ReidAlvein
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*Gives Avalon to Princek*
You can pwn him with that.
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Peakay
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*Uses Avalon as a noble phantasm and attempts to break the chains*

I won't give up yet!
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

*charges Ea's energy*

Struggle all you want! But it ends here. ENUMA ELISH! *fires it at PK*
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ReidAlvein
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Fool! Avalon will just reflect your Enuma Elish!
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Peakay
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*Gets injured but not seriously injured thanks to Avalon*

It's not over yet!

*Breaks the chains by reflecting Enuma elish's power against them and starts charging towards Gilgamesh once more*
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

It looks like the only way I can convince you of your folly is by making you suffer a decisive defeat.

*opens the Gate of Babylon*

Don't worry. If you're lucky, it'll only impale your arms and legs.

*fires off the Gate of Babylon*
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ReidAlvein
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What do you think you can do, spiral?
*Counters the Gate of Babylon with the Anti Spiral Gate of Babylon*
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solbowz Aurarius

Hmph. *increases the output of the Gate*

Fall, mongrel!
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