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ATTN: Disney Princesses
Topic Started: Feb 11 2010, 05:41 PM (3,751 Views)
Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Geez, you're merciless.

I guess she'll be easy for me though.
Edited by Gilgamesh, Feb 12 2010, 08:02 PM.
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cock ninja

8D

but as you asked, then for FIVE donuts I'd probably go as far as
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:3
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

I just can't win, can I?
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cock ninja

Nope! \o/
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

So I'm supposed to feed you without getting any lovin' in return? What kind of set up is that, I mean really.
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me IRL

Hahahaha, it backfired.
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cock ninja

a p good one imo
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ITT: Boyd gets his topic turned against him.
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solbowz Aurarius

Right, so Sacra's relagated to Trophy Wife Status.
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cock ninja

omnomnom <3
whaaat no fair
Edited by Calibrations, Feb 12 2010, 08:16 PM.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

If you won't offer yourself to me what else are you good for?

...I'll still feed you though.
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cock ninja

I DEMEND a better status :toast:
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Then offer yourself to me!
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cock ninja

I'll give you donuts in exchange!
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

I already have donuts! I have everything but a woman.
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ReidAlvein
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What? If you have everything then getting a woman should be easy.
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cock ninja

Hnn...

I'll give you EIGHT donuts!
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me IRL

Indeed.
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solbowz Aurarius

You'd think so, wouldn't you, Reid? But common whores aren't worthy of the great Gilgamesh.

...I have more than eight donuts. Stop trying to appease me with food.
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Oh, then every girl would be common in front of a hero such as yourself, mighty Girugamesh.
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