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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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Topic Started: Feb 11 2010, 05:41 PM (3,752 Views)
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cock ninja

THE PUNCTUZTION MIGHT HZVE CONFUSED YOU IT WZS NOT Z QUESTION >(
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

IS Alucard unholy? The Noble Conflagration devours unholy. If he's anything else, The Noble Conflagration would leave him alone. it's existence alone breaks spacetime a couple ways; it's a sentient fire, and holy. It's like a holy incineration.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Fine. *grabs a donut from the gate then tosses it at her*

Now will you be mine now?
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cock ninja

omnomnom :3
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

*claims her anyway because Gilgamesh does what he wants*
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cock ninja

DD<

...Do I get more donuts?
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Redundancy ftw
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Yes, Sacra, you can have all the donuts you want if you stay by my side *tosses more*
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

It's nice to see a marriage that's built on something as solid as donuts.
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cock ninja

8DDD *noms*
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

...Come to think of it, I was already married to her. Still though, one down...some more to go.
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me IRL

That was uh..lame.

*Steals all donuts from Gilgamesh and burns them*
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cock ninja

*sits on an infinite mountain of donuts*
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

*has more donuts inside the Gate of Babylon*

Boy, you're easy to please, aren't you, Sacra?
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cock ninja

^o^

...maybe.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

...How far would you go for a fried donut?
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cock ninja

Oh my! The very suggestion!

TWO fried donuts, however...
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

If I offer frosted donuts what will happen?
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solbowz Aurarius

I'll give you five. What does that get me?

EDIT: Then you'll be Gate of Babylowned, Ulta.
Edited by Gilgamesh, Feb 12 2010, 08:01 PM.
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cock ninja

nooooo fried are the only kind D8
*steals donuts*

*noms*
Edited by Calibrations, Feb 12 2010, 08:01 PM.
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