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ATTN: Disney Princesses
Topic Started: Feb 11 2010, 05:41 PM (3,755 Views)
Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Oh? You spend all your time trying to shoot monkeys, and you have the gall to insult my sexiness?

What makes you think I cannot block any blows with my immense strength? Learn your place, mongrel.
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Why else would you wear that frippery? It's sure not practical.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

I don't wear it all the time. I took out Berserker without it. I merely wear it so that I can obtain what is mine; Saber.

And I wouldn't be the King of Heroes without my famous golden armor.
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Momentime
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uh oh

Well, let's see. I got me my army of Huns, my sick looking sword, a badass hawk, and an awesome moustache. Oh, and a really nice fur coat.

Whadaya have, huh? Oh right, NOTHING, [radio edit].
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Poui
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No name change?
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Armies are nothing to Ea. But damn, yes, you are badass.
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Poui
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No countie without the name change o:
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

Worship you? Umm... let me think... uhh... no. But I wouldn't mind having a King all to myself... and then I could be a Queen and have more power than just being a Princess... Not to mention I'd get my own castle.... Hey, this might work out after all. >=D
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

Boydyboy, your own topic got turned against you.
I am the true King of Heroes, foolish fool.
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Delfeir
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Adachi is not amused.

*awaits impatiently for an admin to approve his name change*

While you guys are doing all the bickering and fighting, I'm just going to sail in and rob you all blind kthx.
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

*gaps into the topic* My my my, what do we have here? A coalescence of Princesses and the like? I think I may stay here for a while~
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

I'll fight you for it, Reid. We all know the golden armor makes Gilgamesh look cooler.

And Airi, as the King of Heroes I can grant you anything you might want in this world.

Delfeir, good luck. You may not find it so easy.

And that Yukari avatar is cute.
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

*hiding in the nearby brush*

Mmm, these men are far too bothersome. I shall send some of my subordinates to dispose of them.
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

Really? I didn't think that GIMP filters would go down well here. o~o

Nyeh, thanks. ^^ So what are we talking about in here?
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

The French army back when that meant something and could strike fear into the hearts of men.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

I'm Gilgamesh, ancient Uruk's King of Heroes, and I have claimed all the princesses in this place.

EDIT: The good French army or no, they will fall before Ea.
Edited by Gilgamesh, Feb 11 2010, 08:17 PM.
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ReidAlvein
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Infinite amount of weapons>>Golden armor.
Sera, you... ah... holy crap, I am in love with that avatar.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

You don't think I have the Gate of Babylon?
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Kristina decided to play a random song for no reason.
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Poui
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Yukari Yakumo
Feb 11 2010, 08:15 PM
Really? I didn't think that GIMP filters would go down well here. o~o
GIMP is a perfectly respectable program, you know. o:
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