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ATTN: Disney Princesses
Topic Started: Feb 11 2010, 05:41 PM (3,744 Views)
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cock ninja

fired from a CANNON
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

I'd rather fire them from a bazooka!
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cock ninja

fired from a ROCKET LAUNCHER
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

I'd rather not be fired on at all. But if I get to fire the donut, that's kind of nice. 8D
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cock ninja

you fire it vertically so yeah both
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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I fire it horizontally over a cliff and watch it destroy boats.
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cock ninja

you could fire one into space and see if it goes into orbit
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

I like how off-topic this is getting. XD

BLAME THE SPARKLING GRAPE JUICE!
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cock ninja

<3
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

<33
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cock ninja

*glomps next poster*
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

*is not glomped*

Dang, same time post. Ooh, I know! Since it's a party...

*dances*
Edited by Airi, Feb 14 2010, 07:13 PM.
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cock ninja

whee~
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

So it's a... princess party? I guess? Oh well~

*drinks some more sparkling grape juice*
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cock ninja

Yeah!
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

I had a princess birthday party when I was five. All the girls had to come dressed up and we made crowns out of craft materials.
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solbowz Aurarius

Dammit, who the hell let Kris into this topic?
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cock ninja

I had a vampire/demon birthday party when I was about five and it was awesome
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Oh, Boydyboy, I've been in this topic quite a while. =3
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