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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: Feb 11 2010, 05:41 PM (3,745 Views)
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cock ninja

*drinks it all*
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

*stares in disbelief*

*starts crying*

T_____T My... my sparkling grape juice! It was my favorite kind...
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

You'll have to ask Draco that; maybe that's what she's hiding in the deepest, darkest part of the Snack Bar basement...the REAL sparking grape juice!
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

*GASP* Maybe...

*begins planning*
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cock ninja

*feels bad* *offers fried donuts*
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

Yay!!! Donuts! Thanks!

*om noms on donuts*
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cock ninja

^o^ *hides hidden stash of sparkling grape juice*
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

There is no colored sparkling grape juice. D:<

There might be, however, some sparkling grape juice.
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Airi
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Hmm... too many different kinds of sparkling grape juice. My head hurts. T_T
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cock ninja

omnomnom
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Hey hey, sparkling grape juice is awesome. D:
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cock ninja

fired donuts are better though
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

No they aren't. >:/
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

I like both!

*continues eating donut*
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

I don't like fried donuts. D:<
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cock ninja

yes they aaare
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Poui
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But what of fired donuts?
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cock ninja

fired donuts are <3
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

No they aren't D:<
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

Fired donuts sound like they'd hurt...
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