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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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ATTN: Disney Princesses
Topic Started: Feb 11 2010, 05:41 PM (3,747 Views)
The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

The Grim Lich break out the church wine and begins drinking.
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LSunnyC
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The Fallen Duchess

*Princess Charlotte drives a giant Mardi-Gras/Olympics/Chinese New Year float over Judge Claude Frollo and his dirty church wine*

SPARKLING GRAPE JUICE FOR ALL~!
Edited by LSunnyC, Feb 14 2010, 03:55 PM.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

*worships sparkling grape juice*
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Drunken princesses? I may have a chance yet.
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cock ninja

^ <3 the contrast between that and the first post
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Crap, I slipped out of character.

Keep quiet, you trophy wife. I did not give you permission to speak.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

:awesomeface:
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

ReidAlvein drinks some sparkling grape juice
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cock ninja

I'll give you SIXTEEN donuts if I can be something better than a trophy wife 8D
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solbowz Aurarius

If you want a better position, then earn it.
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cock ninja

*cartwheels*
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Cartwheel? What kind of dress are you wearing?
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cock ninja

ew, dresses D8
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solbowz Aurarius

Well, I guess you mud wrestled lesbians. You get points for that, I guess.
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cock ninja

YAY CAN I BE THE BATTLE WIFE NOW
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

I was sorta more concerned with the lesbians covered in mud thing, but sure, why not. Have a donut *tosses*
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cock ninja

*noms happily*
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Poui
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*points out to Charlotte that it is Dimanche Gras, not Mardi Gras*
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

*drinks sparkling grape juice*

8D This is really good!!! Oh yeah... I was eaten wasn't I?

*becomes un-eaten*

There we go!~
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cock ninja

*steals sparkling grape juice* :3
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