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You become a Kradenette.

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ATTN: Disney Princesses
Topic Started: Feb 11 2010, 05:41 PM (3,756 Views)
Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

You may be princesses, but princesses fail in comparison...to a King!

Now worship me! Your King commands it!
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LSunnyC
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The Fallen Duchess

No.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

I did not give you permission to refuse! A woman should be happy that a man such as myself is interested in you.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

*Genis voice*

"Ha ha! You-got-re-jec-ted!"
Edited by Phoenix7, Feb 11 2010, 05:49 PM.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

MONGREL! This topic is not for a lowlife such as yourself. Now remove yourself from my prescence immediately!
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Kristina leaned against a near by pillar, watching the happenings with slight amusement.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

Gilgamesh
Feb 11 2010, 05:50 PM
MONGREL! This topic is not for a lowlife such as yourself. Now remove yourself from my prescence immediately!
SILENCE!
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Effex
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The King in Tartan
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE
*Uses Level 99 Combat Operandi: Belly of the Whale - BLOWHOLE SWANSONG on Gilgamesh!
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

*grabs Ea* I have no idea what that means, but...it is foolish to mess with me. *winds start to spin violently around the sword*

ENUMA ELISH!

*blasts Monstro with power that can rip space-time asunder*

EDIT: (Phoenix, change your name to Dr. Robotnik or something xD)
Edited by Gilgamesh, Feb 11 2010, 05:56 PM.
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Effex
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The King in Tartan
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It's a damn good thing that nonexistance has nothing to do with space-time, amirite?
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Sundancer
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Stargazer

Charlotte
Feb 11 2010, 05:45 PM
No.
>D
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

HEATHEN KING! I shall summon the armies of France and send them against you and your heathen God.
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

I'm far sexier than you anyway.
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

It's not hard to be sexier than an old, corrupt priest.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Monstro: If you don't exist, you cannot interfere with me.

Mulan: Get back in the kitchen.

Frollo: The French Army? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! What will they do? Call them and watch them fall before Ea.

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Effex
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The King in Tartan
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WHY NO, IT ISN'T

The funny thing is that since I don't exist, I can ignore the rules of reality! That includes the one that says I can't interact with you guys. Therefore, every time I do anything at all, I cause innumerable paradoxes.

You see, I succeed by destroying the universe and moving to an alternate reality where the action I wanted to take place has.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

CANNOT UNSEE

*Gate of Babylonws the monstrosity*
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Kings?

Bane Martius Agni becomes Alistair

=D
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

I have no idea who that is.
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Judge Claude Frollo
Feb 11 2010, 06:02 PM
It's not hard to be sexier than an old, corrupt priest.
I was talking to that priss in the gold armor.

Real men can deflect blows with their SHEER MUSCLE.
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