Temple of Kraden News:
| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 11 2010, 05:41 PM (3,737 Views) | |
| Gilgamesh | Feb 11 2010, 05:41 PM Post #1 |
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You may be princesses, but princesses fail in comparison...to a King! Now worship me! Your King commands it! |
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| LSunnyC | Feb 11 2010, 05:45 PM Post #2 |
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The Fallen Duchess
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No. |
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| Gilgamesh | Feb 11 2010, 05:47 PM Post #3 |
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I did not give you permission to refuse! A woman should be happy that a man such as myself is interested in you. |
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| Phoenix7 | Feb 11 2010, 05:49 PM Post #4 |
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~
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*Genis voice* "Ha ha! You-got-re-jec-ted!" Edited by Phoenix7, Feb 11 2010, 05:49 PM.
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| Gilgamesh | Feb 11 2010, 05:50 PM Post #5 |
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MONGREL! This topic is not for a lowlife such as yourself. Now remove yourself from my prescence immediately! |
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| Kris, Awooer of Worlds | Feb 11 2010, 05:51 PM Post #6 |
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Awoo!
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Kristina leaned against a near by pillar, watching the happenings with slight amusement. |
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| Phoenix7 | Feb 11 2010, 05:52 PM Post #7 |
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~
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SILENCE! |
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| Effex | Feb 11 2010, 05:53 PM Post #8 |
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The King in Tartan
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE *Uses Level 99 Combat Operandi: Belly of the Whale - BLOWHOLE SWANSONG on Gilgamesh! |
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| Gilgamesh | Feb 11 2010, 05:55 PM Post #9 |
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*grabs Ea* I have no idea what that means, but...it is foolish to mess with me. *winds start to spin violently around the sword* ENUMA ELISH! *blasts Monstro with power that can rip space-time asunder* EDIT: (Phoenix, change your name to Dr. Robotnik or something xD) Edited by Gilgamesh, Feb 11 2010, 05:56 PM.
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| Effex | Feb 11 2010, 05:56 PM Post #10 |
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It's a damn good thing that nonexistance has nothing to do with space-time, amirite? |
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| Sundancer | Feb 11 2010, 05:56 PM Post #11 |
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Stargazer
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>D |
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| The Grim Lich | Feb 11 2010, 05:57 PM Post #12 |
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Legitimate Businessman
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HEATHEN KING! I shall summon the armies of France and send them against you and your heathen God. |
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| The Phantom Squee | Feb 11 2010, 06:00 PM Post #13 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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I'm far sexier than you anyway. |
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| The Grim Lich | Feb 11 2010, 06:02 PM Post #14 |
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Legitimate Businessman
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It's not hard to be sexier than an old, corrupt priest. |
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| Gilgamesh | Feb 11 2010, 06:05 PM Post #15 |
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Monstro: If you don't exist, you cannot interfere with me. Mulan: Get back in the kitchen. Frollo: The French Army? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! What will they do? Call them and watch them fall before Ea. |
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| Effex | Feb 11 2010, 06:07 PM Post #16 |
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![]() WHY NO, IT ISN'T The funny thing is that since I don't exist, I can ignore the rules of reality! That includes the one that says I can't interact with you guys. Therefore, every time I do anything at all, I cause innumerable paradoxes. You see, I succeed by destroying the universe and moving to an alternate reality where the action I wanted to take place has. |
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| Gilgamesh | Feb 11 2010, 06:10 PM Post #17 |
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CANNOT UNSEE *Gate of Babylonws the monstrosity* |
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| Bane Martius Agni | Feb 11 2010, 06:24 PM Post #18 |
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
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Kings? Bane Martius Agni becomes Alistair =D |
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| Gilgamesh | Feb 11 2010, 06:25 PM Post #19 |
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I have no idea who that is. |
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| The Phantom Squee | Feb 11 2010, 06:25 PM Post #20 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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I was talking to that priss in the gold armor. Real men can deflect blows with their SHEER MUSCLE. |
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