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Axe Cop
Topic Started: Jan 29 2010, 04:14 PM (8,335 Views)
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solbowz Aurarius

Would buy/10

Although I would need a tornado gun too...
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Here it is, folks. The live action video.

I don't know if there are actually more parts to it or not, I'm gonna assume no, despite the "Part 1" at the top.

I converted the student body president to a fan of Axe Cop today, too.
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This episode of the chopcast is all from the anniversary party. There's a video (well, audio since it's a podcast) of a new Ask Axe Cop, as well as a small preview of Bad Guy Earth. Apparently that guy who said real cops don't have dinosaurs was NOT Telescope Gun Cop, actually.


Also Malachai's total hatred of babies and everything relating to them, besides Uni-Baby and Baby Man and Baby Man's family, is hilarious.
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solbowz Aurarius

Why will neither of those load for me? ;~;

Stupid laptop :argh:
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Perhaps this video where he continues to spread his hatred of babies will work:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5X8ioazTt0[/youtube]
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Aw yeah the videos are working now

Man I lol'd hard at the dinosaurs in the live action thing but it was pretty cool how accurate it was to the comics.

And oh god Malachai's irrational hatred of babies is the best thing.
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They were not bad guys.

They were just dumb, and bad at fighting.
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ROFL

THE STUPID LIST MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

Although, it's nice to see him remember that he should only kill bad guys again.
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I'd rather be outside.

I roffled at Mr. Stocker being on the Dumb List.
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solbowz Aurarius

Well the latest Ask Axe Cop sure is...interesting.
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DAT SWAG

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1983587&l=410350ec37&id=1021033113
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1984210&l=3614c1fa63&id=1021033113
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1984213&l=272a6e8a21&id=1021033113

I don't know what's on The Invisible King Bad Guy Planet Two, but whatever it is, I'm sure it can't beat dinosaurs.
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Nothing can beat dinosaurs *nodnod*

And oh man, you really do need to get a frame for the drawing.
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I'd rather be outside.

lol'd hard at Axe Cop KO'ing a bunch of dumb girls.
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Inter-species relationships aww yeah

Also, here are seven pages of Bad Guy Earth #1.


XFD faint bullets

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Not enough discussion of Axe Cop during MAN Week imoooooooo
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Shit, I knew I forgot something *catches up*

The planet shocker is the greatest thing ever.
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Why do Ask Axe cop episode 5 and the first episode of Axecop (the one where he finds his axe) contradict each other? Did he find the axe first, or was he a cop?

also inb4thisisalreadybeendiscussed
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Ignoring the fact that this was written by a 5/6 year-old, that one can be explained away. In Episode 1 he found the perfect fireman axe and became "Axe Cop." Before that he just had a regular axe and was just a cop.

Of course that doesn't justify the countless other times that other explanations are given of how he became a cop, or how he decided he wanted to be a cop!
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Yeah, there's like two or three different explanations of why he wanted to become a cop. One in the main strip, and another in the Ask Axe Cop segments.
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There's the time his parents were murdered (though he bonked his head with Flute Cop some time after that and forgot "everything"), the time he was accosted by a food robber, and the time he chopped off the head of the rabbit who ate coconuts. By the way, the frame of "The other rabbits really didn't like having to look at that" is probably in my top ten favorite single frames from any episode.

Another contradiction I just realized though--it clearly shows that Axey and Flutey (it's not said in a comic but Malachai said that's Flute Cop's real name) bonked heads and forgot everything when they were children. Yet they apparently both lived with the Chihuahua family all the way until adulthood when the family turned into chihuahuas!
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