Axe Cop

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Axe Cop
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Crash	Jan 10 2011, 08:01 PM Post #61
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	It is complete. Actually, it's been complete for about an hour and 45. I'm just waiting on a response from the big guy for how to send it in, since I don't want to just post it publicly where someone could steal my answers and improve on them if I messed up somewhere. I guess a drawing of Axe Cop and some other "surprise" goodies have been thrown into the pot as well, and the thing about getting hooked up with something at a convention was in response to someone else (The person who noticed Book Cop and wife were missing), so that means I don't have to hope that he ends up at a midwest convention somewhere to get my full prize if I win. There are a number of characters that he still missed, unless I just didn't see them in the picture. Bobber and Gobber Smartist are the most glaring omissions, but the Snoward parents Choward and Goward, the moon in superhero mode, the lamp that comes alive early in the morning, Satan, the elephant who was killed at the zoo, the unicorn whose horn was chopped off, Fishy Fish's mom, the Unicorn Tornado Bullet Monster, the robot who will "EXTROY ALL HUMANS," the sand monster whose head was chopped off by the golden axe and whose body was blown up by the sticky dynamite gun, the king of England during the revolutionary war, Secret Agent Boss, the Garbage Boss, and the Iron Spider Cannon (this one might be there and is just too hard to see) are also seemingly absent.



The Phantom Squee	Jan 10 2011, 08:14 PM Post #62
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Finished catching up today. Oh man that was great.



Gilgamesh	Jan 10 2011, 10:15 PM Post #63
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Good god Crash you are dedicated.



Crash	Jan 10 2011, 11:46 PM Post #64
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Oh, since I've now sent the entry in, here's what I got: Original image. Image labeled with numbers. Number Key. so yeah feel free to point out errors



Crash	Jan 11 2011, 01:42 AM Post #65
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	and I must give thanks to the two of you who said that I should do this, so yeah thanks cause I would have not done it otherwise



Gilgamesh	Jan 11 2011, 02:20 AM Post #66
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Oh man, I wonder what awesome stuff you'd win if you ever met Ethan at a convention. But yeah, congrats dude /o/



Adnarel	Jan 11 2011, 02:35 AM Post #67
I'd rather be outside. Posts: 27,340 Group: Crystallux Member #71 Joined: July 2, 2006 Gender: #118# Blog: #118# Country: #118# True Name: #118# Theme Song: #118#	YOU ARE FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET, CRASH! joins Crash fanclub



Crash	Jan 11 2011, 02:40 AM Post #68
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Not as famous as you! I mean I don't have any videos linked on Encyclopedia Dramatica or fics linked on TVTropes, or thousands of views on youtube.



Crash	Jan 12 2011, 09:09 PM Post #69
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	This latest episode makes me think of Half-Life: Full Life Consequences for some reason.



Gilgamesh	Jan 12 2011, 09:25 PM Post #70
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Oh man, I lol'd when Axe Cop pointed to the Awesome Ramp.



Crash	Jan 15 2011, 12:45 AM Post #71
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Another preview image from Bad Guy Earth--this scene takes place on Uni-Smart World: HOLY [radio edit] THEY'RE ALL LOSING THEIR UNICORN HORNS



b l o n d e b o n d	Jan 15 2011, 01:15 AM Post #72
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond	Nice winning that bro.



Crash	Jan 17 2011, 03:27 PM Post #73
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	For the one-year Axeiversary they're holding a special event at a big comic shop in Hollywood. They're premiering a live-action version of Episode 1 that some Australian dudes made. Sometime after the Axeiversary the video will be put online. Here's some screens from it with comparisons to the original, it looks awesome: My prizes should also be mailed out around that time since the only delay was getting the Anniversary prints made, and he'll be selling those at the event. EDIT: And hot damn, just found out that print is gonna be selling for 40 bucks. He was charging like 30 for the drawings he was doing like the one I'll be getting of Axe Cop, too, plus whatever else he gives me (a poster, shirt, or the book would be awesome) means I could be making off with like almost 100 bucks in sweet stuff. All for like two and a half hours of work!



Gilgamesh	Jan 17 2011, 05:57 PM Post #74
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Holy shit that live action comic looks AWESOME. And nice, Crash, let us know what you get.



Crash	Jan 18 2011, 11:55 AM Post #75
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	I love that they even gave Flute Cop a recorder instead of a flute, just like in the comic. EDIT: Axe Cop and Flute Cop in The Land of Volcanoes:



Gilgamesh	Jan 18 2011, 05:29 PM Post #76
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Bahahaha the sauropod's head looks funny. But otherwise oh man the volcano erupting in the background just makes it even more awesome.



Crash	Jan 18 2011, 05:37 PM Post #77
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	I wonder if the volcano is live-action, too



Gilgamesh	Jan 18 2011, 05:48 PM Post #78
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	I wonder how Dinosaur Soldier will look, on that note xD



Gilgamesh	Jan 20 2011, 06:04 AM Post #79
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Okay the opening panel of this latest comic has got to be the most awesome thing I have seen in a long time. Also lawl, dinosaurs not costing money.



Adnarel	Jan 20 2011, 01:01 PM Post #80
I'd rather be outside. Posts: 27,340 Group: Crystallux Member #71 Joined: July 2, 2006 Gender: #118# Blog: #118# Country: #118# True Name: #118# Theme Song: #118#	The Night Watchman is the worst security guard.

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