Axe Cop

Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Already one of us? Make your presence known:

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Axe Cop
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Crash	Dec 3 2010, 12:21 AM Post #21
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Hey man, Leaf Man is among my favorite characters. Seriously, I don't know why.



Adnarel	Dec 3 2010, 12:24 AM Post #22
I'd rather be outside. Posts: 27,340 Group: Crystallux Member #71 Joined: July 2, 2006 Gender: #118# Blog: #118# Country: #118# True Name: #118# Theme Song: #118#	I'm all up to date. It's my new favorite webcomic, pushing Hipster Hitler to second place.



Crash	Dec 3 2010, 12:26 AM Post #23
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	oh god, must show that to my brother.



Gilgamesh	Dec 3 2010, 12:27 AM Post #24
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Leaf Man is awesome, that's why. But not as awesome as ABRAHAM LINCOLN: EXPLOSION GOD



Crash	Dec 3 2010, 12:33 AM Post #25
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	oh my gosh I laughed so hard at the "Death Camp For Cutie" shirt that the dude next door could hear me and had to see what was so funny. He didn't think it was that funny.



Crash	Dec 3 2010, 01:28 AM Post #26
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	So, Axe Cop got an article in Maxim, here it is.



Crash	Dec 4 2010, 07:34 PM Post #27
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	First preview of Bad Guy Earth, the Axe Cop print miniseries published by Dark Horse! This will mark the first time I ever go into a comic book store and buy something. It's only $3.50!



Gilgamesh	Dec 4 2010, 09:15 PM Post #28
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Oh man that looks amazing COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF WANT Although honestly, sometimes I'm amazed that the general public hasn't written Axe Cop off as childish and have actually embraced the awesome.



Adnarel	Dec 9 2010, 10:19 AM Post #29
I'd rather be outside. Posts: 27,340 Group: Crystallux Member #71 Joined: July 2, 2006 Gender: #118# Blog: #118# Country: #118# True Name: #118# Theme Song: #118#	It's called a Hideous Song attack.



Crash	Dec 9 2010, 11:02 AM Post #30
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Baby Music. shakes fist



Gilgamesh	Dec 9 2010, 05:20 PM Post #31
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	lawl, Western music.



Adnarel	Dec 16 2010, 12:07 AM Post #32
I'd rather be outside. Posts: 27,340 Group: Crystallux Member #71 Joined: July 2, 2006 Gender: #118# Blog: #118# Country: #118# True Name: #118# Theme Song: #118#	Axe Cop kills lots of people with his tornado gun.



Gilgamesh	Dec 16 2010, 12:32 AM Post #33
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	If I ever get a butler, I'm going to name him "Al Punch You In The Face."



Crash	Dec 16 2010, 12:40 AM Post #34
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Man, he used to feel remorse about killing innocent people. Kinda sad that he doesn't care now.



Gilgamesh	Dec 16 2010, 12:44 AM Post #35
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	I think he's starting to care less with the bigger his ego gets.



Adnarel	Dec 16 2010, 12:53 AM Post #36
I'd rather be outside. Posts: 27,340 Group: Crystallux Member #71 Joined: July 2, 2006 Gender: #118# Blog: #118# Country: #118# True Name: #118# Theme Song: #118#	Pride goeth before a fall.



Crash	Dec 16 2010, 01:18 AM Post #37
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	On the most recent post on the Axe Cop facebook page, wher eit was stated this is the last comic of 2010: IF THERE IS A CHRISTMAS COMIC, IT IS THANKS TO ME.



Gilgamesh	Dec 16 2010, 01:19 AM Post #38
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	You will be our hero if there is then.



Crash	Dec 17 2010, 10:39 PM Post #39
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	One of Adna's (and mine) favorite lines was "That'll be one dollar!" But I just realized, according to Ask #10, Axey only has 100 dollars anyway, so that Zombie potion purchase was much steeper than it seems.



b l o n d e b o n d	Dec 17 2010, 11:19 PM Post #40
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond	axe cop can...get a job?

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