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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Already one of us? Make your presence known:

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Saturos	Aug 9 2011, 10:09 AM Post #261
heart-under-blade Posts: 36,354 Group: Iris Member #2 Joined: March 20, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #0# True Name: Saturos Theme Song: https://youtu.be/mh5vyvMGhqE	Woooow, ahahha. xD



Gilgamesh	Aug 9 2011, 05:33 PM Post #262
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	The different writing style in Bearmageddon could just be the result of Ethan writing his own ideas rather than interpreting Malachai's. That said, that last Ask Axe Cop was pretty good. Finally, LOL Axe Cop is the best babysitter.



Crash	Aug 10 2011, 12:41 PM Post #263
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	And thus a plot point I had pondered myself concerning Bad Guy Earth is settled.



Gilgamesh	Aug 10 2011, 06:20 PM Post #264
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Aw, why didn't they ask about Mr. Stocker too D:



Crash	Aug 10 2011, 11:22 PM Post #265
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	If you read Bad Guy Earth you'll find out what happened to him.



Gilgamesh	Aug 10 2011, 11:28 PM Post #266
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	OH I think I remember you posting about that Spoiler: click to toggle He died, right?



Crash	Aug 10 2011, 11:32 PM Post #267
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Spoiler: click to toggle Yes, at one point in a cemetery you see a headstone that says RIP MR. STOCKER



Crash	Aug 14 2011, 03:14 PM Post #268
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Buying this. Best Axe Cop shirt yet.



b l o n d e b o n d	Aug 14 2011, 04:48 PM Post #269
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond	I just bought minecraft. I don't have another 20 bucks to spend on this D: I know you'll say "what why didn't you buy minicraft when it was 8 bucks" I was using my dad's account for a while, but I'm going to college and need my own.



Gilgamesh	Aug 14 2011, 05:42 PM Post #270
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Haha that shirt is awesome Also, that latest comic had the best ending idea ever.



Crash	Aug 18 2011, 04:18 PM Post #271
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	What kind of [radio edit]ing dumbass complains about a story a 7 year-old writes where a superhuman baby is comically punched by robots ffs, Uni-Baby survived being thrown from outer space into the earth, plus a point-blank explosion, she'll be perfectly fine after a few cyborg punches



Gilgamesh	Aug 19 2011, 05:23 AM Post #272
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Uh, yeah, I don't really get it either. It's retarded. He's a kid, give it a [radio edit]ing rest. On a lighter note, lawl, the fireman.



Adnarel	Aug 19 2011, 10:27 AM Post #273
I'd rather be outside. Posts: 27,340 Group: Crystallux Member #71 Joined: July 2, 2006 Gender: #118# Blog: #118# Country: #118# True Name: #118# Theme Song: #118#	lol'd hard at the fireman AAC



Crash	Aug 26 2011, 01:02 AM Post #274
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	New costumes! Only temporary though.



Crash	Sep 1 2011, 04:12 PM Post #275
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Axe Cop and Dinosaur Soldier: trolls of magic



Crash	Sep 8 2011, 11:26 AM Post #276
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	I think back when I did that contest of naming every character, I called Uni-Daughter "Uni-Girl." My names for Baby Man's family were the best though--Baby Daddy, Baby Momma, Baby Boy, Baby Girl, and Baby Baby.



Gilgamesh	Sep 8 2011, 11:10 PM Post #277
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Uni-girl would've been better, yeah. And out of those, the best is Baby Baby. Also holy shit, Spoiler: click to toggle SECRET SECRET ATTACKS



Crash	Sep 9 2011, 01:36 AM Post #278
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	I want to know what happens if you put, like, a whale in fresh water



Adnarel	Sep 9 2011, 02:31 AM Post #279
I'd rather be outside. Posts: 27,340 Group: Crystallux Member #71 Joined: July 2, 2006 Gender: #118# Blog: #118# Country: #118# True Name: #118# Theme Song: #118#	Hippo!



Crash	Sep 14 2011, 03:43 PM Post #280
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	I have a new reaction image:

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