Axe Cop

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Axe Cop
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Saturos	Jul 6 2011, 02:26 PM Post #241
heart-under-blade Posts: 36,354 Group: Iris Member #2 Joined: March 20, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #0# True Name: Saturos Theme Song: https://youtu.be/mh5vyvMGhqE	Of course it will be. x3



Gilgamesh	Jul 7 2011, 09:07 PM Post #242
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Holy shit, using bad guys as javelins is brilliant.



Saturos	Jul 8 2011, 08:50 AM Post #243
heart-under-blade Posts: 36,354 Group: Iris Member #2 Joined: March 20, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #0# True Name: Saturos Theme Song: https://youtu.be/mh5vyvMGhqE	Oh god the pinata



Crash	Jul 12 2011, 10:31 AM Post #244
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Best panel is the dead bodies lying on the ground as they say "Ha ha! We pranked you!" I approve of the Viking Cop transformation. Also I can tell this happens chronologically after Bad Guy Earth since that's when they get the portal/time travel gun. There's one or two good Flute Cop transformations there too.



Saturos	Jul 12 2011, 10:37 AM Post #245
heart-under-blade Posts: 36,354 Group: Iris Member #2 Joined: March 20, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #0# True Name: Saturos Theme Song: https://youtu.be/mh5vyvMGhqE	Vikings vs. pirates awww yeah



Gilgamesh	Jul 12 2011, 04:28 PM Post #246
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Crash Jul 12 2011, 10:31 AM Best panel is the dead bodies lying on the ground as they say "Ha ha! We pranked you!" This. Also, asldhfksldhfdslkfhfds VIKING COP [radio edit] YES



Crash	Jul 14 2011, 05:05 PM Post #247
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Axe Cop's position on the homeless is a reasonable one, imo



Gilgamesh	Jul 14 2011, 05:32 PM Post #248
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	I'd say "Axe Cop for president" except he's not a girl and he'd just get bored.



Crash	Jul 14 2011, 05:41 PM Post #249
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Bad Guy Earth spoilers In Bad Guy Earth, Axe Cop completely bypasses the office of "President" by becoming the President of All Presidents. He tells every president what to do, what to say, even when to go potty.



Gilgamesh	Jul 14 2011, 05:46 PM Post #250
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	...Well that's one way to solve global problems.



Gilgamesh	Jul 20 2011, 03:03 AM Post #251
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Those pirates never had a chance. Nor did the astronauts.



Saturos	Jul 21 2011, 09:36 AM Post #252
heart-under-blade Posts: 36,354 Group: Iris Member #2 Joined: March 20, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #0# True Name: Saturos Theme Song: https://youtu.be/mh5vyvMGhqE	Oh. My. God. How macabre. Sharks that can jump to space is awesome, though.



Gilgamesh	Jul 21 2011, 06:08 PM Post #253
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	I want one of those sharks.



Crash	Jul 26 2011, 10:57 AM Post #254
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Back to work. Let's hope this means Viking Cop will be making an appearance in the next storyline.



Gilgamesh	Jul 26 2011, 06:59 PM Post #255
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	I knew they were gonna turn out to be bad guys in the end.



Crash	Aug 2 2011, 01:57 PM Post #256
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	LOLOLOL Little Chuchu



Gilgamesh	Aug 2 2011, 08:04 PM Post #257
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	BEST ENDING.



Saturos	Aug 3 2011, 11:54 AM Post #258
heart-under-blade Posts: 36,354 Group: Iris Member #2 Joined: March 20, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #0# True Name: Saturos Theme Song: https://youtu.be/mh5vyvMGhqE	That was surprisingly normal for Axe Cop actually xD



Crash	Aug 4 2011, 11:18 PM Post #259
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Ethan's other project, Bearmageddon, launched yesterday. It looks like it will be quite different from Axe Cop. Best change for me, from just based on the one page we have so far, is the greater use of actual dialogue, rather than frequent narration. EDIT: Also, the new Ask Axe Cop, which I hadn't read until just now, is probably one of my favorites in a long time.



Crash	Aug 9 2011, 09:47 AM Post #260
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Axe Cop is a paragon of human responsibility.

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