Axe Cop

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Axe Cop
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Crash	Jun 14 2011, 06:03 PM Post #221
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	And the Beautiful Girly Bob sisters are his queens.



Saturos	Jun 15 2011, 10:29 AM Post #222
heart-under-blade Posts: 36,354 Group: Iris Member #2 Joined: March 20, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #0# True Name: Saturos Theme Song: https://youtu.be/mh5vyvMGhqE	-> Lawful Stupid xP



Gilgamesh	Jun 16 2011, 09:42 PM Post #223
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	So who else hopes somebody rips Axe Cop's face off later on in the comics?



Crash	Jun 16 2011, 11:48 PM Post #224
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Not me, since this was only -if- he got three wishes. Though he theoretically has infinite wishes via the unicorn horns he has access to from friends! Even so, I'd much prefer Axey to be human than robot.



Gilgamesh	Jun 16 2011, 11:52 PM Post #225
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Yeah, my point was the unicorn horns. Speaking of which, he could always just wish himself back into a human anyways.



Adnarel	Jun 16 2011, 11:54 PM Post #226
I'd rather be outside. Posts: 27,340 Group: Crystallux Member #71 Joined: July 2, 2006 Gender: #118# Blog: #118# Country: #118# True Name: #118# Theme Song: #118#	Poor Grey Diamond.



Crash	Jun 29 2011, 12:45 AM Post #227
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Only thing that could have made this episode better is if the guy had looked it up on Wikipedia to see if he was the secret president or not. The full miniseries is online now, 5 bucks lets you read the whole thing (which is cheaper than the price of buying each physical issue separately and will certainly be cheaper than the trade when it comes out!) Also, apparently Nintendo Power agrees in their latest issue that Axe Cop desperately needs to be a video game.



Gilgamesh	Jun 29 2011, 12:49 AM Post #228
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Oh my god this episode was amazing That's pretty much all I can say But yes, Axe Cop video game please D:



b l o n d e b o n d	Jun 30 2011, 09:27 AM Post #229
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond	At least Capcom didn't get look at it first.



Crash	Jun 30 2011, 10:47 AM Post #230
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Capcom makes the best beat-em-ups and the best 2D fighting games though!



Gilgamesh	Jun 30 2011, 03:34 PM Post #231
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Yeah, Axe Cop would probably be one of those two so Capcom doing it would be fine in that case. Also, so I kick like a good guy. I knew I was heroic.



Crash	Jun 30 2011, 03:43 PM Post #232
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	. . . Looks like I'm gonna have to chop half of myself off.



Saturos	Jul 1 2011, 08:49 AM Post #233
heart-under-blade Posts: 36,354 Group: Iris Member #2 Joined: March 20, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #0# True Name: Saturos Theme Song: https://youtu.be/mh5vyvMGhqE	You have different coloured eyes, Crash? Badass. also, I kick like a good guy. But I can also kick people in the face if I want to. What would that make me?



Crash	Jul 1 2011, 09:58 AM Post #234
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	No, not the eyes, I'm both good and evil thanks to my kick.



Saturos	Jul 1 2011, 12:06 PM Post #235
heart-under-blade Posts: 36,354 Group: Iris Member #2 Joined: March 20, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #0# True Name: Saturos Theme Song: https://youtu.be/mh5vyvMGhqE	But that makes you both, not half good, half evil. You're a measured blend, not distinct separate personas. I don't know what one would do in your situation, other than accept your Shrike-ness. =D



Gilgamesh	Jul 1 2011, 04:04 PM Post #236
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	No, he'd have to use a unicorn horn to isolate the good and evil into two different halves, cut his evil half off, then chop it's head off Have you learned nothing from Axe Cop, Satty



Crash	Jul 5 2011, 05:33 PM Post #237
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Good thing Jack and John are an alternate universe.



Gilgamesh	Jul 6 2011, 12:16 AM Post #238
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	...Well I totally didn't see that coming.



Crash	Jul 6 2011, 12:34 AM Post #239
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	oh, one other thing AXE COP: THE FUNNY EPISODE NEXT WEEK HYYYYYYPE



Gilgamesh	Jul 6 2011, 12:41 AM Post #240
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Oh man, hopefully this will be the best thing.

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