Axe Cop

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Axe Cop
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Gilgamesh	May 19 2011, 03:43 PM Post #201
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Holy shit Flute Cop is now my favorite non-dinosaur character



Crash	May 19 2011, 05:30 PM Post #202
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	He is also a time-traveler apparently. The flute spin making you able to fly made me lol, and the throw up spin just juggling the guy in the air. Also I now like to imagine that Axe Cop's universe is exactly the same as ours, with the single difference being that the words "flute" and "recorder" have been inverted.



Gilgamesh	May 19 2011, 06:00 PM Post #203
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Now I'm wishing the fight with the dinosaurs wasn't off screen, I wanna see Flute Cop fight dinosaurs SO BADLY.



Crash	May 21 2011, 10:50 AM Post #204
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Oh my gosh. I just re-read the final issue and noticed an incredibly sad plot development that is just kinda snuck in there, you have to look to see it. Kind of a spoiler, but not really The last panel is in a cemetery, and one of the tombstones off to the side, etched in and barely legible, reads: R.I.P. MR. STOCKER http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/ So did the Tiny Flying Robots That Bite People do him in? And what does that mean for Leaf Man and the wrestler? I thought Leaf Man had joined the circus!



Saturos	May 21 2011, 01:10 PM Post #205
heart-under-blade Posts: 36,354 Group: Iris Member #2 Joined: March 20, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #0# True Name: Saturos Theme Song: https://youtu.be/mh5vyvMGhqE	I think Leafman's okay, but ;___; Mr. stocker



Gilgamesh	May 21 2011, 06:09 PM Post #206
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Don't worry, they can always just use unicorn horns to bring him back.



Crash	May 24 2011, 10:41 PM Post #207
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	You know, have unicorn horns been used to bring anyone back to life besides the first thousand Snoward children? And an ankylosaurus better frickin come to this fight from the Dinosaur Planet, they were absent from the dinosaur parts in Bad Guy Earth from what I remember. And man I'm once again thinking about how badly an Axe Cop beat em up or fighting game needs to exist. Day One purchase for me regardless of its quality or what console it's on



Gilgamesh	May 24 2011, 10:49 PM Post #208
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	DINOSAUR ARMY INCOMING OH GOD I HOPE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS Also no, I don't think so, but unicorn horns haven't used as much lately, have they? Also yes, an Axe Cop fighting game would be amazing.



b l o n d e b o n d	May 25 2011, 04:07 PM Post #209
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond	I went to a comic book store today, looking for Bad Guy Earth, but the owner said that they had been sold out for a while. Still got his card though; I plan on calling him until they get more, then purchasing it. Still, found a comic named Knuckleheads, some real short piece made locally (like an hour away from where I live) about a guy's roommate who gets superpowers, which basically consists of using a crystal brass knuckles and VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS to telepathically control objects. It's real short, but it was pretty entertaining. I might be able to scan some of the more interesting pages if anyone wants me to.



Crash	May 26 2011, 11:49 AM Post #210
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Bad Guy Earth #1 is completely sold out. There won't be a new shipment of it or anything like that. #2 might be sold out now too but I don't know. You'll have to wait until the trade collection comes out, I think in October. It will have all 3 issues plus a whole bunch of bonus pages of artwork and stuff. Or if you want to read it now without waiting, there's the digital comics route. I'm not sure how exactly it works though for Dark Horse, whether it's a flat subscription fee for unlimited comics for a certain amount of time like with Marvel, or if you pay per comic and then get to read it permanently, or something else entirely.



Crash	May 31 2011, 12:33 PM Post #211
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Told you the dinosaur army was coming.



Gilgamesh	May 31 2011, 10:14 PM Post #212
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Yeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssss Too bad there's no ankylosaur though.



Crash	Jun 7 2011, 08:37 AM Post #213
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	I wanna know more about the chicken superhero. The King of All Bad Guys has an interesting anatomy though, if his brain has a hole that leads to his stomach. Also, Spoiler: click to toggle If only this image were an announcement of that actually existing!



Gilgamesh	Jun 7 2011, 05:56 PM Post #214
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Haha, that image is amazing What's more weird is that he hasn't digested them yet. Although Malachai's six, there's no way he doesn't know that food gets digested somehow. Maybe. Been awhile since I talked to a six year old.



b l o n d e b o n d	Jun 7 2011, 10:14 PM Post #215
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond	I KNEW THEY WERE ALIVE.



Crash	Jun 7 2011, 11:11 PM Post #216
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Actually he's been seven since January! And I don't know, it's only been one day so far in the story, maybe the digestive processes are really slow for The King of All Bad Guys.



Crash	Jun 8 2011, 09:01 PM Post #217
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Axe-TREME sportz Looking forward to "Axe Cop: The Funny Episode" in the near future



Gilgamesh	Jun 8 2011, 09:17 PM Post #218
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Hahaha, axe turning into a skateboard what Also I too cannot wait for "Axe Cop: The Funny Episode."



Crash	Jun 14 2011, 09:30 AM Post #219
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	And so Bat-Warthog Man finally finds his friends . . . and Gray Diamond learns that he never found his. I wonder if the King of All Bad Guys is now the King of All Good Guys? Or maybe he's just the King of All Dumb Guys. Not only is there The Funny Episode to look forward to, there's also a new AXE COP PRESENTS starring Jack and John coming up!



Gilgamesh	Jun 14 2011, 06:00 PM Post #220
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	He's the King of All Dumb Good Guys, clearly.

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