Axe Cop

Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

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You become a Kradenette.

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Axe Cop
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Gilgamesh	May 2 2011, 05:33 PM Post #181
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Aw yeah that is the best thing.



Crash	May 3 2011, 08:06 AM Post #182
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Sometimes I wish I had a Mini-Guard to protect my brain from shit that will destroy it. Bad Guy Earth #3 comes out tomorrow! But I'm moving home tomorrow morning and the comic shop doesn't open until noon!



Gilgamesh	May 3 2011, 06:08 PM Post #183
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Funny, I was just thinking how I wished I had a dinosaur horn. And lawl, you'll just have to wait until the shops get it here then.



b l o n d e b o n d	May 3 2011, 10:41 PM Post #184
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond	That is an amazing facebook post.



Crash	May 5 2011, 02:19 PM Post #185
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	I'M DYING [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXXbtum8Fqk&feature=feedu[/youtube]



Gilgamesh	May 5 2011, 06:14 PM Post #186
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	HOLY SHIT RALPH WRINKLES'S VOICE



b l o n d e b o n d	May 10 2011, 08:41 AM Post #187
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond	That is quite possibly the best flash video I've ever seen.



Adnarel	May 10 2011, 08:55 AM Post #188
I'd rather be outside. Posts: 27,340 Group: Crystallux Member #71 Joined: July 2, 2006 Gender: #118# Blog: #118# Country: #118# True Name: #118# Theme Song: #118#	BASDFJASDAHAHAHHASUDASHFASFSDFSADHFASDFAHAHASJKHFSDSAOFGIASDFISDFJWEOPITWEIOPTUWOPAIGU-0DFGDGCVJNB



Crash	May 10 2011, 02:06 PM Post #189
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Lots of brains been going on in Axe Cop lately. Even in Bad Guy Earth there's an army of chicken brains. I don't know if any of you were doing the digital comics thing, but Bad Guy Earth #2 is on there now.



Gilgamesh	May 10 2011, 06:29 PM Post #190
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Hm, wonder what got Malachai so interested in brains. Oh well, it's better than babies.



Adnarel	May 10 2011, 06:44 PM Post #191
I'd rather be outside. Posts: 27,340 Group: Crystallux Member #71 Joined: July 2, 2006 Gender: #118# Blog: #118# Country: #118# True Name: #118# Theme Song: #118#	"Entire team is brains" doesn't have the same ring that "entire team is babies" does.



Gilgamesh	May 10 2011, 06:45 PM Post #192
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	...Good point. Not that he ever used that, though.



Crash	May 12 2011, 03:35 PM Post #193
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Lightning stache and pizza hair the best



Gilgamesh	May 12 2011, 05:43 PM Post #194
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	...Man I need to stop looking here before I read the latest updates



Adnarel	May 13 2011, 06:36 AM Post #195
I'd rather be outside. Posts: 27,340 Group: Crystallux Member #71 Joined: July 2, 2006 Gender: #118# Blog: #118# Country: #118# True Name: #118# Theme Song: #118#	BRB LOL'ING FOREVER



Crash	May 13 2011, 03:05 PM Post #196
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Apparently Axe Cop costumes are being licensed. Unless they're super high-quality you'd probably be better off saving money by buying a cheap Normal Cop costume and getting a fireman axe accessory. There will be costumes of 3 or 4 other characters too, though.



Crash	May 15 2011, 02:23 PM Post #197
Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam! Posts: 14,791 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #48 Joined: November 26, 2005 Gender: MAN Country: #0# True Name: Crash	Finally got to Bad Guy Earth #3 today. This is the greatest story in all of comics and the last three pages are the best thing ever. Since the miniseries is over (they confirmed another one will be on the way eventually, but not for a little while), I thought I'd list out some of the awesome moments in it, perhaps to convince you guys to check it out. I'll leave all the biggest, best stuff out though, I wouldn't want to ruin it all. Bad Guy Earth spoilers all over the place Handcuff Man, who can shoot electrified handcuffs onto bad guys and shock them to death. He also looks really cool. A battle between dinosaurs and aliens Wexter's Dad Trouble on Uni-Smart World! A battle between the vikings from the Age of Vikings and the Baseball players from Planet Baseball Actually competent villains (so competent, in fact, that Axe Cop hides in his base from them for a while) A woman riding a gorilla riding a lion Multiple new Flute Cop transformations (I swear Malachai must be aware of the absurdity of how many there have been and just keeps changing Flutey on purpose) And a goddamn hilarious ending.



Gilgamesh	May 15 2011, 04:43 PM Post #198
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	sldhfsldfhdslhfldsfh ^That is the most coherent response I can have after reading that list.



Gilgamesh	May 18 2011, 04:46 AM Post #199
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Gilgamesh May 15 2011, 04:43 PM sldhfsldfhdslhfldsfh ^This sums up my reaction to the latest update quite well.



Saturos	May 18 2011, 07:59 PM Post #200
heart-under-blade Posts: 36,354 Group: Iris Member #2 Joined: March 20, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #0# True Name: Saturos Theme Song: https://youtu.be/mh5vyvMGhqE	Liborg is my idol.

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