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Throw something at the next poster
Topic Started: Jan 15 2010, 09:54 PM (1,740 Views)
三N三
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-Stuffs witty comeback in a hole with the carcass and starts dancing-
Woo~
-Throws Carmeldansen at next poster-
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

*Sells oats, eats Japan in a handbag*

*Throws Nemesis at next poster*
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

Attempts Communication with Nemesis.

Throws Space-time dimension rift at next poster...
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三N三
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-Holds Anti-matter to close rift-

-Throws 300 Spartans at next poster-
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

Fights off 300 spartans.

Throws idiotic warcry at next poster...
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Jenn-uh steps to the side and let's the warcry fly past her

Throws pretty pink flowers at the next poster.
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三N三
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-Holds Flowers-
What're these supposed to do? O...o
-RE: Throws pretty pink flowers at the next poster.-
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

Catches pretty pink flowers...

Throws pretty pink withered flowers at next poster...
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Iskveda
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Unlimited Prinny Works

*revitalizes flowers via the Lazarus Vector, and hands them back to Jenna*

*throws a FISTFULLA LOITNIN' at the next poster*
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*gets zapped with 1.21 JIGGAWATTS*

*throws a serviette at the next poster*
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Minaku


Cleans off carcass stuff

throws a roll of toilet paper at the next poster
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

Eats a role of toilet paper...

Throws a lack of dignity at next poster...
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

Defeats lack of dignity with dignity.

Throws honor at next poster.
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

*Dies for HOOOONOUR!!!!*

*resulting ghost throws a master ball at next poster*
Edited by Jarnakel Magnus, Mar 14 2010, 12:59 PM.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

*is captured*

*bursts out in ball of light and hurls a penny at the next poster*
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

*catches penny*

"heads! Good luck woo!"

*throws a Mars Star at next poster*
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

*throws it into the Mars Lighthouse arie*

*begins hopping up and down clapping* I SAVED WEY-ARD, I SAVED WEY-ARD, I SAVED WEY-ARD~

*throws The Age Retro Hippie at the next poster*
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

*Burns hippie with next attack*

*Throws flesh-searing solar being at next poster*
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

*captures flesh-searing solar being with sub space singularity*

*throws sub space singularity at next poster. Again.*
Edited by Jarnakel Magnus, Mar 14 2010, 01:23 PM.
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

Questions sub-space singularity. Again.

Throws wasted brain at next poster...
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