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Topic Started: Jan 15 2010, 09:54 PM (1,741 Views)
Vorlan
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*amusing user title pending*

*hacks around the ban and spams happily*

*Throws Mjöllnir at next poster*
Edited by Vorlan, Jan 22 2010, 04:48 PM.
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

*gets hit with mjollnir and is electrocuted*
T_T
*throws her sleeping dog, Cookie*
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

*projects Avalon and blocks them*

*throws Kaladbolg II at the next poster*
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

*blocks with Kaladbolg I*

*throws affiliate buttons at next poster*
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

*gets crushed by the load* HOW DO I KNOW WHAT TO JOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN...

*throws a flurry of snow at the next poster*
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*lols as snow falls everywhere*

*throws a basketball at the next poster*
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

lolremakes of topics in different area
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*throws Kris into a meat grinder*

*throws hamburger at next poster*
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Dreaming Sun
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*feeds it to Kris*

*throws the banhammer to next poster*
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Minaku


*iconic hammer music plays*

*throws a dog bone at the next poster*
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

*Eats the bone*
*Throws :falconpunch: at next poster*
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

OHSHI-

*Is :falconpunch: 'd*

*throws sub-space singularity at next poster*

(Layman's terms: A Black Hole)
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

Questions sub-space singularity...
Throws the unworking snout/shoutbox at next poster...
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Minaku


Is enraged and engorged

Throws a ka'kari at the next poster...With Iures for good measure.
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

Is ko'd by ka'kari,
throws wasted mentality at next poster...
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

*eats wasted mentality and levels up*

*throws a rabid badger at the next poster*
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

*summon snake to stop it*

*throws snaaaaaaaaaaaaakebadgerbadgerbadger at next poster*
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

Eats snaaaaaaaaaaaaakebadgerbadger,

Throws snaaaaaaaaaaaaakebadgerbadgerr carcass at next poster.
Edited by Supernerd, Mar 12 2010, 05:47 PM.
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Minaku


Rolls in it.

Throws a _______ at the next poster (Insert an object)
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

Inserts an object...

Throws witty comeback at next poster...
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