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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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Topic Started: Jan 15 2010, 09:54 PM (1,743 Views)
ReidAlvein
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Yay strawberries! *eats it*
*Throws the University of Tampa ad at next poster*
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

*gets an edjumacation*

*throws extra brain cells at next poster*


:luna:
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

*absorbs knowledge*

*tosses deoxyribonucleic acid at the next poster*
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

*mutates*

*throws eye laz0rs at the next poster*


:luna:
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Dreaming Sun
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*kills it*

*throws Necare at the next poster*
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Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

*clotheslines Necare*

*tosses Necare's wallet at the next poster*
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

*aquires $50*

*throws gamma rays at the next poster*
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Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

*turns into the Hulk and throws a building at the next poster*
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Minaku


*Turns into a smear of living jelly*

*Throws gross chunks of goo at the next poster*
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Dreaming Sun
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*eats it and lays an egg*

*throws newly hatched Yoshi at next poster*
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GoV
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Hear it, see it, speak it.

*Plays with Yoshi hatchling*

*Throws Borat at next poster*
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*puts Borat into a cage*

*throws Romania at the next poster*
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

*glomps Romania*

*throws a Maths textbook at the next poster*
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

*screams and nearly faints at the sight of a maths textbook*

*throws a DSi at the next poster. WITH NO CHARGER!*
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

*snaps DSi in half*

Waste of money.

*throws the internet at next poster*
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

*wins an internet*

*throws Goombas at the next poster*
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

*Spills vial, gets indigestion*

*Throws indigestion at next poster*
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Moose
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Spirit
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-eats the carcass-
-vomits on the next poster-
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Minaku


*dissolves rapidly*

*throws sandtrout at next poster*
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Moose
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Spirit
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-marries sandtrout-
-throws our hybrid babies at the next poster-
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